Since Justin Timberlake is no longer willing to be "Justin Timberlake," there's been an opening for a heartthrob crooner with an urban edge for a long time now -- so long, people actually hallucinated new JT music. Today, Joe Jonas, of the once-hot, now-not power-pop boy band the Jonas Brothers, has applied to fill this sexy vacancy. The lead singer JoBro has been threatening to go electro-pop on us for a few months, and he sort of has, unleashing the very Chris Brown-sounding "See No More," which was, in fact, co-written by Chris Brown and produced by Brian Kennedy (half of the team who brought us Rihanna's killer "Disturbia").

"See No More" provides plenty of anguished falsetto and a big R&B melody line over choppy synths and a rolling beat. This could definitely be a summer jam, but now the only question is can Joe Jonas dance? All signs point to no. (You can still come back, JT, we love you!). Jonas' solo disc is due September 6th.

"T-PAIN VOWS TO NEVER USE AUTO-TUNE AGAIN!" barked a press release today. "What!?" screamed the 10 people who really care about T-Pain. But how will he get his signature robot-voice without digital assistance? "I'm onto something that I think is bigger and better called The T-Pain Effect," he said. Oh, well, it all makes sense now.

So this proclamation wasn't another apology to Jay-Z (it'd have been his second of the week!), but the announcement of a business partnership. T-Pain will be working with a company called iZotope on a new vocal-processing effect, which will likely feature on his fall album rEVOLVEr. iZotope makes a ton of software including iDrum, an iPhone app that allows users to create beats on the fly using material from RZA, Underworld, and Major Lazer.

It was never clear whether T-Pain was a paid shill for Auto-Tune, but since he mentioned the pitch-shifting software every time he opened his mouth, he eventually did team up with the company on the mobile app I Am

Here's something that should surprise no one: Lil Wayne's Tha Carter IV and its awesome album cover have been postponed yet again, from June 21st to the end of the summer, August 29th. No word yet why the album was pushed back this time, but we can assume it's because 1) hip-hop albums never come out when advertised and 2) the rapper received less-than-favorable feedback from TC4's latest single "How to Love," which is an awful song. According to XXL, another new single, one that will attempt to scrub "How to Love" from our memory, is due out July 4th.

Tha Carter IV was initially supposed to arrive on May 16th, but by now we've been trained to expect news about delays every month like clockwork. At one point, the album even had a (probably fake) track list. Three supposed singles have already been released -- "6 Foot Seven Foot," the Rick Ross rip-off "If I Die Today," and that terrible smooth jam -- but none of the tracks have lived up to the singles Tha Carter III produced. This

AC/DC's super-charged hard rock may make drunk and disorderly fans riot, but it has quite the opposite effect on great white sharks. According to a Australia's ABC News (via NME), "You Shook Me All Night Long" lulled the animals into a state of mellowness. "Their behavior was more investigative, more inquisitive, and a lot less aggressive -- they actually came past in a couple of occasions when we had the speaker in the water and rubbed their face along the speaker which was really bizarre," says charter boat operator Matt Waller, who couldn't resist getting in a dig at his country's recent egging victim: "I have this thought that if there is something that attracts them there is obviously going to be something that they reject -- maybe it would be Justin Bieber, who knows."

Waller's evidence is pretty anecdotal, so while we don't advise singing "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" in the midst of a Jaws situation, researcher Dr. Jonathon Werry says there may be something to the boater's