Just a week after Bon Iver tried to start a Bruce Hornsby revival Beyoncé has answered the call with her new single "Best Thing I Never Had." Just listen to that piano line!

Is it mean to say this sounds like Vanessa Carlton's "A Thousand Miles" paired with Ryan Tedder's signature thump beat and some finger-wagging "Irreplaceable"-style girl power? Because that's how this aggressively un-edgy single sounds. "Sucks to be you right now," B sings (flawlessly, of course) on the Babyface-written slo-jam. We do not want to hear Beyoncé singing "Sucks to be you right now." Some folks thought "Run the World (Girls)" was a little too out there, but Beyoncé already countered with sexed-up ballad "1 + 1" and this is way too generic a sound for a star as unique as Sasha Fierce. Plus, it does not easily lend itself to incredible feats of multimedia awesomeness. Hey also, has Beyoncé mentioned she's really into girl power?

Say what you will about the emo kids and their whiny, whimpy brand of rock, but Panic! at the Disco's Brendon Urie demonstrated an inhumanly high tolerance for pain this weekend at show in Jacksonville, Florida. During the performance, Urie was flailing around onstage at he typically does, only this time he took a wrong step and completely destroyed his ankle. Check out the aftermath in the video above; it's brutal. Superheroes have been felled by less.

We've seen a similar injury take down the San Francisco Giants' Buster Posey for the remainder of the 2011 baseball season, but Urie barely missed a song before returning to the stage with a disgustingly swollen ankle. On top of that, he even played the rest of the show with a light limp before going backstage to get the injury in the cast it so desperately needed. Last week we praised Alice Cooper for only missing one show in 30 years, but this exercise in pain management is perhaps even more impressive.

Jack Moore is a massive Katy Perry fan. People who read the 16-year-old U.K. resident's Tumblr or follow his Twitter already knew that, but now the rest of the world is familiar with his fandom in a big way because Katy & I, a four-minute documentary about his obsession by Olly Newport, has reached the Daily What.

As the camera pans the walls of an curiously neat bedroom plastered with images of the "California Gurls" singer, Moore explains, "My friends call it the 'Serial Killer Room,' 'cause like in movies when serial killers have loads of pictures of their victims, that's kind of what my room is like."

Ha ha, we say, while smiling and nodding and pushing the emergency button under our desk. Moore is lucky he has such an adorable British accent and diminutive demeanor, or we'd be upgrading Perry's threat level from "Teenage Dream" to "Who Am I Living For?" right now. Somehow the statement, "I like Katy Perry more than my family" seems sort of adorable coming from Moore rather than,

Trust us, we saw this weekend despite our own advice, so we know firsthand that Coldplay's new lyrics are funnier than that unnecessary sequel. It's been a long three years since Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends, but the band is back with a fresh single due out this weekend, the equally annoyingly titled "Every Teardrop Is a Waterfall." Over the Memorial Day break, Coldplay tweeted brief snippets of the track, which will premiere on Friday at their official site, but this morning, drummer Will Champion shared the lyrics to the song, and they're uproarious.

Chris Martin's poetry has never been the bright spot for the band -- melodies are their thing -- and while Martin spent the early part of Coldplay's career trying to turn the band into the next Radiohead with some downer lyrics, he's fallen into a more U2 niche, which is also fine to his millions of (probably virgin) fans. By title alone, "Every Teardrop Is a Waterfall" conjures up visions of TLC covering the Smashing