All of the summer's major music festivals have announced their lineups, and they're painfully lacking in the "youth in revolt" area. Other than the Hot Topic-leaning Warped Tour and the teen-minded Bamboozle, which situates itself in the parking lot of New Jersey's New Meadowlands Stadium in early May but doesn't venture elsewhere, there's not much on the touring landscape for the high-school-upperclassman music fan who craves emo tunes and sophomoric lyrics. Thankfully, for the older yet still immature crowds out there, My Chemical Romance and the reunited Blink-182 will headline this summer's Honda Civic Tour.

Depending on what city you catch the 40-date trek, the opening act might be Rancid, Matt & Kim, Manchester Orchestra, or Against Me!. It's like all the fun of the Warped Tour but minus all the unnecessary neon, statement-making sunglasses, and chaperoning parents standing uncomfortably at the outer fringes of the benign mosh pit with eyes fixed on their kids. Ironically

Today, the greatest lyricist in rock history, Bob Dylan, is 70 years old. There's not much we can say or any superlatives we can add to what's already been written about the man born Robert Zimmerman other than he was really good in Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid, so maybe Netflix that this week. You can check out lists that impossibly rank Dylan's best songs, editorialize his legendary body of work, or simply reminisce about Bob's career on one of the radio stations from where he launched his career, but we think it's better to just let Dylan's words and music do the talking. Check out five of our favorite Dylan tracks, and tell us your faves in the comments below:

"Subterranean Homesick Blues"

"The Times They Are A-Changin'"

"Sweetheart Like You"

"Love Sick"

"Tangled Up in Blue"

For $55, girls can smell so appealing, Justin Bieber will be compelled to repeatedly sniff their necks with meaningful, sensual inhales. That is the message the 17-year-old singer telegraphs in his commercial for new perfume Someday, which has a "sweet, fruity" aroma and the potential to earn the teen heartthrob $30 million, according to the Daily News.

Fragrance commercials are almost always extraordinarily bizarre, and Bieber's is a hilariously wacky addition to the canon, which includes Chanel's Egoiste (women shout hysterically on French balconies and slam doors in an angsty fury), White Diamonds (Elizabeth Taylor breaks into a high-stakes poker game and intones, "These have always brought me luck"), and anything from the Britney Spears collection (like Fantasy, where a Kevin Federline look-alike shoots the pop star with a love arrow).

In Bieber's trippy, profoundly weird 30-second ad, he smells a young lady's neck not once, not twice, but five times. He also flies through the

Even though Beck took a rare year off from releasing any new music in 2010, he did spend his time in the studio producing new albums by a pair of alternative rock gods. One of those LPs, Thurston Moore's Demolished Thoughts, is out today, and the other is arriving this summer: Stephen Malkmus and the Jicks will release their new album Mirror Traffic on August 23rd, the Matablog writes. Mirror Traffic is Malkmus' fifth album with his post-Pavement band, and his first to be produced a Yanni fan. Unfortunately, Mirror Traffic will be the last Jicks album to feature former Sleater-Kinney drummer Janet Weiss, as Matador announced she's leaving the band. (That likely means Wild Flag, her group with fellow S-K member Carrie Brownstein, may be getting serious.) She'll be replaced by the Joggers' Jake Morris on the Jicks' upcoming tour.

A sample of Mirror Traffic will premiere in the coming days, but Matador Records is already cocky about the new Malkmus disc. "Without dissing prior works that