The Amp has lamented that Kanye West left "Chain Heavy," one of his best new tracks, off "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy." Now Nicki Minaj fans can lodge a similar complaint, because only the deluxe iTunes edition of "Pink Friday" comes with a worthy bonus: "Girls Fall Like Dominoes." As we suspected when we first heard the name of the track, Minaj's song samples "Dominoes" by the Big Pink, the U.K. band's killer 2009 single on which they brag about their powers over the fairer sex. (We liked it so much, we picked it as one of the 10 best songs of the year.)

Minaj picks up that lyrical thread in her version of "Dominoes" -- which was produced by J.R. Rotem -- rhyming about her special relationship with her female fans. Nicki raps about signing her fans' boobs and stealing Lil Wayne and Drake's girls while shouting out a motley mix of ladies including Kristin Cavallari, the Kardashians, Ciara, Mariah Carey, M.I.A., Mo'Nique, Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Donatella Versace, Rihanna, Grace

Stevie Nicks' voice is an instrument of enchantment -- haunting, edgy, blessed with an effortless warble. Even when she was still in her twenties, the Fleetwood Mac singer's vocals exuded a weathered knowledge of the mysteries of the world, a simmering maturity. Perhaps that's why when artists under age 21 try to cover her songs or even channel her bewitching ways into their own performances, they fail so miserably. Last night, Miley Cyrus proved the rule at the American Music Awards. Here's how she and two other underage starlets demonstrated they're not quite seasoned enough to be Stevie:

Miley Cyrus
Age at Time of Impersonation: 17
Cyrus did her best (and yet simultaneously worst) Nicks impression while singing "Forgiveness and Love" at the AMAs last night, decking herself out in a long, flowing dress and decorating her stage in moody candles. Vocally, Cyrus came the closest of our three young stars to approximating Nicks' sharp croon, but ultimately her singing was dramatically

• "Call of Duty" helped the Rolling Stones double sales of "Gimme Shelter," and the video game's creators say there's another Stones-related surprise on the way. If Activision learned anything from their Kurt Cobain snafu, it won't be that Mick Jagger is an unlockable character. [Billboard]

• Wilco are selling their own branded coffee, which is the perfect punch line to jokes about how their most recent album needed a jolt of energy. [Spinner]

• T.I. says the drug bust that landed him back in jail -- where he is frankly tried of being -- was the result of a pain pill addiction that began after a dental surgery. [AP]

• Perhaps Michael Jackson's own struggles with pain medication can explain this loony photo of the King of Pop swigging from a bottle of vodka while two ladies sit on his lap during the "Captain EO" shoot. [ONTD]

• Janet Jackson may have consulted a numerologist before announcing her next world tour: She's celebrating 35 Number One songs by playing 35 cities and

Here's some strange music and equine news for your Friday afternoon: A German man has been legally banned from tattooing his pony with the Rolling Stones' iconic "Tongue and Lip Design" after a court decided that would pretty much constitute cruelty to animals. The owner of the pony, in an effort to make the foal "more unique and beautiful" and show all neighboring farms who's the biggest Stones fan in the county, hoped to tattoo his horse with the logo, and even went as far as shaving a patch of hair off the pony where the tattoo would have resided (thanks Stuff.co.nz for the mental picture). The tattooing of the pony was the first step in what his owner envisioned as a larger business plan: launching an animal-tattooing service.

Thankfully, for the pony and the animal kingdom in general, the legal system swooped in to rescue the horse. Germany has strict laws in place preventing people from tattooing "warm-blooded vertebraes," because evidently these kinds of scenarios arise often