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Opening Act: Black Eyed Peas Are Actually Controlling Your Mind

• If you suspected the Black Eyed Peas are computer-generated pop drones sent to Earth on some sort of nefarious mission to turn us all into mindless, pixelated partiers, "The Time (Dirty Bit)" video will serve as Exhibit A. And Exhibit B? The "Dirty Dancing"-sampling clip arrives the same day Jennifer Grey wins "Dancing With the Stars." Coincidence, or are the Peas actually controlling the fate of the universe? [Just Jared]

• How do you prefer to relive Kanye West's tweets? Reenacted by children, read aloud by a grandma, or illustrated by LOLcats? [The Daily Swarm]

• Justin Timberlake does a pretty wicked Christina Aguilera impression. [ONTD]

• Jason Bonham is surprised that 60 year olds don't party like they used to. During rehearsals for Led Zeppelin's big reunion show, he wondered, "Where's the debauchery? Where's the upside down crosses and naked girls and sacrificial tables with virgins on them?" The answer: 1973. [L.A. Weekly]

• Get ready for this long weekend's Thanksgiving throwdown! Taylor Swift's special airs on NBC tomorrow at 8 p.m. ET and Beyoncé's "I Am ... World Tour" concert begins at 9:30 p.m. ET on ABC. Drake's first TV concert will be broadcast tonight on Fuse at 9 p.m. ET.

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