"Slap that baby on the ass and call me Christmas"
"Well, hellfire save matches, [expletive] a duck and see what hatches."
"I feel like I'm on a jungle gym here. This is great."
"Are those Tevas?"
"Dawg is gonna turn into a pussycat right now."
"I thought it had a lot of character and all of that mustard and smoke and heat."
"You got attitude, you know where to put it."
"I found you to be disturbingly great."
"I never heard anybody squeeze the flavor of that song. You squeezed it out so slow it was like Vanilla Fudge and 'Eleanor Rigby.' "
"I'm color blind, and unless you borrowed my lipstick, is that your real lips?"
"Take another little bit of my lipstick baby." (Sung to tune of "Piece of My Heart")
"Ally? Well, you look like you could be one of my ... nope. Can't say it."
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- Steven Tyler
- Randy Jackson
- Chris Medina