Kanye West is so pumped to be playing Coachella 2011 -- no doubt itching to make up for the Bonnaroo debacle that led to one of his best rants ever (he called the fest's organizers "squidbrains") -- he is already all-caps tweeting potential set lists. "BLAMEGAME? SPACESHIPS? ALLFALLSDOWN? PARANOID? AMAZING? STREETLIGHTS? RUNTHISTOWN? HOMECOMING? DEVILINANEWDRESS? I'm just thinking out loud," he posted.
Perhaps you'd prefer to mosh to the classic '90s grunge of Citizen Dick and hoist a plastic cup while Everybody Gets Laid plays at what we're dubbing Fakechella, a fest filled with some of the best fictional bands we wrote about earlier this month: Zack Attack (from "Saved By the Bell" of course), Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, and our personal favorite, "SNL" girl group Gemini's Twin -- and you know Gwyneth Paltrow would show up to perform a cameo with those ladies because she loves to sing.