If you wanted to feel old--and you're, say, 20 or 21--tuning in to the American Music Awards was the way to do it. "I don't know how this is possible, because I've been singing Eminem since I was 3," said Justin Bieber, picking up a trophy in a category that had pitted him against the aging (?) rapper. Ultimately the 16-year-old moptop was named Artist of the Year in the fan-voted awards, leaving him with fewer achievements to look forward to when he finally advances into late adolescence. Bieber was the king of the AMAs, and he also picked up a few of our awards, which are based on the telecast itself:
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No contest here: Justin Bieber sweetly hugged nearly everyone standing between him and the podium (wisely passing over Russell Brand, though) when he was announced as Artist of the Year. The public displays of affection didn't end there, as Bieber invited Usher--"not only my mentor but my best friend and my big brother"--to join him onstage. You can try to hate Bieber, but


