Let me take this opportunity right now to apologize if you are one of my many friends or acquaintances who might have received an odd email from me this morning, at around 9:49 am PDT, that offered nothing but an anonymous URL upon which you theoretically were supposed to click!
In fact, it was at that precise moment that my hacked personal email account sent you--courtesy of a wonderful benefactor in Poland--marvelous spam!
Additionally, if you were one of the half-dozen or so now-deceased acquaintances that I apparently sent email to since 1997 or so, rest assured it's OK if you don't send me a personal note telling me my account has been hacked!
Just tell me if it really made a difference if you were good or bad while you were still running around on earth! And if you can really tell what I'm wearing while I type this!
Maybe we should take this offline!
Frank Ocean: channel ORANGE (Odd Future) Everyone's talking about the new Frank Ocean album, and with good reason! The big question? Is he related to Billy Ocean? Heck, I don't know! Even more importantly: In the scheme of things, can massive physical bodies like mountains, clouds, rivers or oceans ever be less than frank? You know--insincere? "Hi, even though I look like a big, ominous dark storm cloud in the sky, I have no intention whatsoever to rain--so go ahead and have your picnic!" It's no small matter! Still, the man of the hour--who has written for artists such as Brandy, Justin Bieber and John Legend, according to a trusted biographical source, and is a member of the spectacularly written about for no apparent reason Odd Future--has released a power-packed album filled with marvelous songs, guests like Andre 3000, John Mayer, and the legendary Earl Sweatshirt, and an album title certain to puzzle anybody with a TV remote control in their hand! I'm thinking it may be the most meaningful experience I've ever had in my life! Well, except for that day in confession!
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