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  • Tony Bennett, Framed

    God rest ye merry, readers! When we saw by our watch that Christmas is a mere week-and-a-half away, we decided to reward you all by running two extra-special Christmas Frameds in a row! Let less spirited blogs beware!

    To kick it off, this week we welcome rock superstar Tony Bennett and his absolutely splendid version of Irving Berlin's classic "White Christmas." Bing Crosby's recording of the tune is the best-selling single ever, having sold over 50 million copies, but Tony's is pretty good, too. Needless to say, though, the song's been recorded by everyone from Elvis Presley to Twisted Sister to Taylor Swift.

    Well, we're off to the mall now, so we'll let you enjoy this bit of holiday magic. And we'll be back next week with another seasonal treat that will have you reaching for the Kleenex and saying, "Screw it, just bring on Kobe vs. LeBron already."

    Important blog note! Ho ho ho! We almost forgot that we've got another "Guess which one Robert wrote"! Yes, the woefully underpaid Y!

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  • Susan Boyle, Framed

    Everyone knows who Susan Boyle is: she's the lady from the United Kingdom who wowed TV and internet audiences when she performed on Britain's Got Talent last year, and her version of "I Dreamed A Dream" left even Simon Cowell speechless. Since then, Ms. Boyle has released two albums and both reached #1 in the U.S. and U.K. within the space of a year--a milestone achieved previously by only the Monkees in 1967 and the Beatles in 1969.

    Fast company, indeed!

    This week's video, "Perfect Day," was written by Susan's good friend Lou Reed, and has been covered many times. In fact, Lou--generally referred to as an irascible rock icon--actually co-directed this week's video! Wow! All the planets have aligned!

    We are told that Lou also created the concept for this video--and if you discern it, please let us know ASAP--but didn't actually travel to the Firth of Fifth, or wherever the hell it was shot. 'Cause he's Lou Reed.

    So, once again, we're proud to bring you folks an important new video that

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  • Gwyneth Paltrow, Framed

    The big news in entertainment--outside of Bristol Palin absolutely owning Dancing With The Stars--is that Gwyneth Paltrow will be playing a washed-up, alcoholic country music star in Country Strong, a movie set to debut in January of 2011.

    Like most actors, Gwyneth would be a kick-ass, trailblazing musician if she were so inclined, and this week she proves it with the video for the movie's title track. (Readers may have also caught her performing the tune at the CMA Awards a week or so back.) The song is all about how a person can be ground down by the pitiless system, kicked in the teeth and so on, but emerge intact on the other end because they're "country strong."

    Yes, it's a delightful fantasy. 

    Gwyneth, of course, is married to Coldplay fellow Chris Martin, who is a distinguished rock singer/Radiohead wannabe. We imagine their relationship did much to inform Gwyneth in her new role. Like us, Chris and Gwyn are into yoga, vegetarianism, and bitter, irony-filled observations that

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  • Nelly Furtado, Framed

    This week's guest star, Nelly Furtado, is perhaps the only artist we've ever featured who's been inducted into Canada's Walk of Fame. Hang on, we'll check.

    Nope. Rush is in the damn thing too. Leave it to them to spoil our blog.

    Let's start again: this week's guest star, Nelly Furtado, is the only Canadian of Portuguese descent to ever be in Framed. Our video, "Night Is Young," is the first single off of her compilation album, The Best of Nelly Furtado.

    Furtado is known for her eclectic approach -- she must be the only British Columbian girl who was once in a Portuguese marching band to ever be in Framed -- and "Night Is Young" shows her dance music side. Although the vid is somewhat simple-minded, we have great hopes that you'll enjoy it. In it, according to the internet, "night cyclists, dancers, skaters and young people are going to a party," so you can see it's every bit as timely as tomorrow's headlines.

    We can't wait to hear your thoughts, so please post them!

    Important blog

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  • The Cast Of “Glee,” Framed

    One of the great things about writing Framed is that we can, if we wish, feature fictitious musicians and treat them as if they were real. Long-time readers will recall that we've had Alvin & the Chipmunks and Heidi Montag in this very space.

    In keeping with that tradition, this week we're very happy to welcome the cast of the Fox TV show, Glee. Although Framed has never actually seen Glee--it appears to be a show about kids singing, dancing, and creating the glorious high school memories that will sustain them in their later years--we get the general idea. And we applaud the show and its many thoughtful fans.

    Our video this week is "Over The Rainbow," the 1939 Academy Award-winning song from The Wizard of Oz. The song has been performed and recorded infinity times, most recently by Katharine McPhee, who was on American Idol in whatever year. In a perplexing twist, the Glee kids are made preposterously happy by the song... hands are held, shoulders are leaned on, and heads bop merrily.

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  • Liberace, Framed

    A couple weeks back, talented reader Yahoo! Music User speculated that we'd soon be featuring Liberace in Framed. Like you, we laughed...but then, we thought about it. Wasn't Liberace the highest-paid performer of his time? (Yes!) Wasn't Liberace the Lady Gaga of the 1950s? (Yes!) Wasn't Liberace flamingly gay, and--thus--very much like so many modern performers that we're too bored to name?

    Yes!

    We checked out the Liberace videos on Y! Music and were delighted to find that many were available for our, um, special treatment. And so it is that we're proud to be presenting "Peanut Vendor," a delightful Cuban song that has been recorded over 160 times, and the first million-selling 78 rpm recording of any Cuban music.

    Our video is from his 1950s-era TV show, which regularly garnered 30 million viewers. (Take that, Idol!) Wikipedia says that his TV audience was mostly female and adds one of the finest sentences to ever appear on that site: "Homosexual men also found him appealing."

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  • The Romantics, Framed

    Hello, readers, and thanks for visiting Framed. Our thanks, also, to Consumer Reports for naming us "Best In Class" for 2010! What an honor!

    Sometimes we feel bad when we feature an outdated video here in Framed. It's like we're just phoning it in.

    You know, like we did last week.

    Other times we don't feel so bad, and this is one of those times. This week's video by the Romantics is an artifact of the 1980s, and is actually sort of interesting in that it's a pretty good reminder of what music videos were all about back then. Let's sum it up!

    1. Girls with puffy hair wearing tight pants.

    2. Musicians with puffy hair wearing tight pants.

    3. That's it!

    The Romantics were a Detroit band who played "power pop," a counterpoint to punk and a melodic, British Invasion-inspired return to a simpler time. Although their biggest hit turned out to be "What I Like About You," belatedly--it only hit #49 upon its release, but is still heard today in sports arenas around the land--our video is of their

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  • Manic Street Preachers, Framed

    This week, we welcome a band that isn't known to a lot of Americans: Manic Street Preachers, out of Wales in the U.K. The Manics have had eight albums and ten singles in the U.K. Top Ten, yet are little-known in the U.S. It may be because they come from the left of the political spectrum, with song titles like "The Masses Against the Classes," "If You Tolerate This Your Children Will Be Next," and--this week's video--"The Love Of Richard Nixon."

    In fact, maybe this week's blog should be called "Richard Nixon, Framed," because the video is essentially a look at the career of the 37th American president. From the kitchen debate with Khrushchev to the opening of China to his resignation, we see Nixon at his highest and lowest. 

    Framed is absolutely apolitical, of course, so our captions--while amusing!--are sensationally even-handed this week. We do this as a service to both our nation ("Serving white people for over 200 years") and our readers ("They pay this guy?").   

    Please enjoy

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  • Robert Plant, Framed

    Was Led Zeppelin the greatest band ever?

    Yes. Yes, they were. They walked the Earth in olden times, along with Jesus, Triceratops and progressive Democrats, and became an artistic force of some renown. And, in addition to their many hit songs, they popularized Satan and red snappers.

    Few realize that most of the members of the band exist even today! John Paul Jones, their bass player, has contributed to the Foo Fighters of late. Guitarist Jimmy Page has most recently hung with equally-storied musicians Jack White and the Edge. And singer Robert Plant has extended his Zep legacy by recording a hit collaborative album with bluegrass star Allison Kraus, and by recording with his own Band Of Joy.

    We're happy to report that Band Of Joy has recorded a Los Lobos song, "Angel Dance," and that it's our video this week. You're certain to be mesmerized by, if not the video, our captions to the various still frames we pulled. And--if not!--well, hell, come back again next week, and we'll do

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  • Paramore, Framed

    Good Lord, is it a new week already? Time for another Framed? When will this madness stop? When will it stop??

    (Splashes cold water on face.)

    Ahem.

    Well, hi there, readers; glad you could drop by. We're sure you'll enjoy this week's video, "The Only Exception," by Paramore. We had Paramore in Framed about a year ago, and, as we recall, everyone liked it. So why not do it again? 

    This week's vid centers around the waifish Hayley Williams, Paramore's vocalist/front woman, as she stumbles out of and then back into love. In doing so, she goes through various doors, which--we believe--are meant to remind we, the viewers, of the properties of doors. 

    The doors of perception. This door swings both ways. Doris Day. And so on.

    Holy bleep, we're cracking up. Well, it was gonna happen sooner or later. Post your thoughts and we'll be back here again next week.

    Or will we?

    Important blog note! Even though we're unraveling, we want to recognize a fine alt-caption by respected reader Dude last

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  • NYC artist's secret photos raise privacy issues

    NEW YORK (AP) — In one photo, a woman is on all fours, presumably picking something up, her posterior pressed against a glass window. Another photo shows a couple in bathrobes, their feet touching beneath a table. And there is one of a man, in jeans and a T-shirt, lying on his side as he takes a nap.

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