We were at the bar the other night, as is our wont, when Ginny the Waitress said, "How come you've never had Lindsay Lohan in Framed?"
"Substance abuse issues," we declared wittily. "Not hers. Ours."
"But she'd be great for Framed," she continued. "She's gorgeous, controversial, and kind of talented. She'd be a lot better than all those inanimate objects you obsessively anthropomorphize."
"You have a point, Ginny," we said. "Maybe we'll take your good advice."
"You should. Your readers could use a little eye candy after Hagar and Megadeth."
"And how about if she fights Glurpo, too? That would kick ass!"
"Yeah, whatever. Glurpo. Jesus."
Important blog note! The above true conversation led to this week's Framed, which does, indeed, feature the 23-year-old Ms. Lohan's only foray into the Top 100 so far, "Confessions Of A Broken Heart (Daughter To Father)." Supposedly, it's based on Lindsay's own childhood, and her father's alcoholic rages. It's a sad song and a sad video, but we've peppedRead More »from Lindsay Lohan, Framed