If you're a regular reader of our blog, welcome back. This week's Framed may well be the internet's single finest moment!

We'll ask you to bear with us for a minute, though. Every now and again, we like to explain Framed to our new readers. So, if you're a newbie here, listen up:

1) Framed is a blog that features a different music video every week. We go through the vid and freeze still pictures, which we then caption in English for your convenience.

2) But wait! Our captions aren't descriptive, but are--rather--irreverent and topical. Yes, it's a twist no one ever thought of before.

3) We then cash the check Y! Music sends us, making the whole experience win/win. Or, at the very least, win.

4) Insanely democratic, Framed features music from all genres, from country to rap, purely for your enjoyment. Feel free to make suggestions about videos you think we should highlight.

That's how it works and we hope you'll become a weekly visitor to Framed. This week we're featuring rap icon DMX

Whew! We just made it back to 2009 in time for this week's blog! Regular readers know that we took an extended vacation in the 1980s, where we enjoyed their simple musical stylings...but it's great to be back home!

As far as the '80s go, it was a nice time to visit but we sure wouldn't want to live there. Did you know that George Bush's dad used to be the Vice President of the United States?? It's true! Back in those days, Americans actually didn't utterly despise the Republican Party. Go figure!

Let's get to this week's video, a 21st century effort, and a prize-winner by all accounts. We're featuring Coldplay, the great alt rock band out of England, and their 2002 song, "The Scientist." The song--prominent piano and strings, very Coldplayish--was on their excellent A Rush Of Blood To The Head album, which won the 2003 Grammy for Best Alternative Album and is also ranked #65 on the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's list of the "The Definitive 200 Albums Of All Time."

On top of all that,

Welcome to Framed, everyone, where we've gone on vacation and set the company time machine for the 1980s. We're decided to live in the '80s for the next several weeks as a much-needed break from the hectic 21st century, where we usually live. Heck...we may even bop over to the elite Columbia University and look up a young student, "Barry" Obama, just for kicks!

While we're here, we decided to check out the music scene, since the blog itself never sleeps. And it's an exciting time! Probably the biggest thing happening is MTV, a music video cable station that everybody's talkin' 'bout! MTV has spawned a revolution within the music industry by broadcasting great music videos to a receptive public. They're not showing a lot of videos by black artists--we of the future know how that turns out, of course!--but they are breaking new artists and making music videos a "must" for any serious pop musician.

Wonder if they know that their efforts will ultimately lead to Framed, America's

First off, a cautionary note to the parents in our audience: In general, Framed is a family-friendly blog, but this week we're featuring a country video that's best enjoyed by grown-ups. Grown-ups who like looking at grown-up women, in particular.

Our guest star is Justin Moore, a young Arkansan whose "Back That Thing Up"--this week's video--is absolutely laden with sexual innuendo. The video is populated by smoking hot girls that surely want our phone number, working on a farm. Oh, it's plenty good. Frankly, we consider Justin's appearance in his own video to be incidental to the whole thing.

Speaking of Justin, he's just released a new video, "Small Town USA," which has nowhere near the number of babes as in this one. Both songs will appear on his first album, soon to be released. We wish him solid sales, and, more importantly, we encourage him to keep on making quality videos that we can store on our computer into perpetuity.

As is our credo, of course, nothing matters around here