Framed
  • Lana Del Rey, Framed

    Hey, look who'd back in Framed! It's our old friend, songstress Lana Del Rey!

    This is Lana's second go-round here, and, frankly, we couldn't be happier. The occasion is her new single/video, "Ride," which already has over 7 million views on Vevo. And this is one strange song, readers. It has a spoken word intro you could call interminable, and -- here's the genius part!-- a spoken word outro, too.

    We wish we could think of stuff like this.

    Lana's been widely criticized during her still-young career. Her dad's a rich guy, and a lot of people seem to think she's trying to buy stardom. She did an appearance on SNL that wasn't, well, all that great, and people howled. And she's referred to herself as, no kidding, a gangsta Nancy Sinatra.

    Oh, Lana. Lana, Lana, Lana.

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  • Daughtry, Framed

    Is it time to start remembering old American Idol people, and to comment on their careers?

    You bet it is!

    Let's start now! Go get a beer and we'll do this!

    Our guest artist this week is Daughtry. To be more accurate, our guest artist this week is Chris Daughtry, who finished 4th on the famous TV show back on season we're too lazy to look it up.

    Chris also has a band called -- and this is very convenient -- Daughtry! Just like him!

    Textbook cool!

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  • One Direction, Framed

    You may have noticed that Framed is sort of the red-headed stepchild of the Y! Music blogs.

    The other blogs offer you timely information.

    Framed offers. . . well . . . supposedly funny captions to music videos.

    The other blogs offer you informed opinion.

    And Framed offers, um, funny captions.

    The other blogs offer you deep insight into music and its history. Well, not O'Connor's, but the other ones do.

    And Framed offers you captions.

    Captions.

    It's all we've got. Bereft of writing skills or even an interest in music -- to tell you the truth, all's we really care about is baseball and goldfish -- we're in an interesting spot here. We get paid OK to do this, but, at times, we wonder: what in the world are we doing here?

    We're pretty sure the other bloggers think this, too. Not about themselves; about us.

    This week's video, "Live While We're Young" -- another great Vevo premiere! -- is courtesy of One Direction, the British quintet who've taken the world by storm. The song is actually a bit risqué, which you'll deduce after listening to the lyrics.

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  • Austin Mahone, Framed

    Son of a gun. This was our week to feature... try to guess here now ... Justin Bieber. Instead, orders came down from on high: queue up Austin Mahone.

    Wow, what a twist, we thought! Isn't Austin Mahone the new Justin Bieber? The younger and, thus, more exciting Justin Bieber?

    We looked it up and, yes, it's true. He is. We don't understand the vagaries of the music biz, or much of anything else, now that we think of it, but we do know that Austin is one unstoppable up-and-comin' star.

    So, heck, welcome to Framed, young man.

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  • Queen, Framed

    Hola, readers! If you're looking for great music videos, you've sort of come to the right place! Framed is your one-stop shop for the best music videos in history!

    Plus, we have captions!

    Heck, nothing could go wrong now!

    This week, at long last, we welcome the great Queen to our blog. We have no idea why it's taken all these years to get these guys in here, but it's a happy day all around.

    Queen, of course, were one of the biggest acts in rock history -- but let's let Wikipedia do the talking:

    "The band has released a total of 18 number one albums, 18 number one singles, and 10 number one DVDs. Estimates of their album sales generally range from 150 million to 300 million albums, making them one of the world's best-selling music artists."

    Yes, they were that big. And rather than cheese out with an obvious mega-hit, we're posting the excellent "Radio Ga Ga," off their 1984 album, The Works. The song -- which gave Lady Gaga her stage name, of course -- is a damning indictment of commercial radio, a subject no other artist had ever pondered. And the video is a charming retro nod to Fritz Lang's Metropolis, the classic 1927 expressionist film that accurately predicted the horrifying dystopia in which we now live.

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  • Guns N’ Roses, Framed

    Hello, everyone, and welcome to Framed, a blog.  This week we're excited to feature Guns N' Roses, the storied Californian rockers who were once the biggest band on the planet!

    And not some other planet!  Our planet!  Earth!!

    It all happened in the late 1980s, after the release of their now-revered Appetite For Destruction album.  It not only hit #1, it sold over 28 million copies worldwide.

    Earthwide!

    Well, GNR was off to the races, quickly following up with G N' R Lies, which hit #2, and an ambitious double-album, Use Your Illusion, which hit both #2 and #1 in the same week!  They were up to 87 million sold.

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  • Kirk Franklin, Framed

    It's occurred to us that readers probably don't know that Framed is generally written several weeks before it's posted. Here's how it works:

    Every Monday, about five minutes after the blog posts on Y! Music, we receive an encrypted e-mail cosigned by President Obama and Justin Bieber. The e-mail tells us which artist we'll feature next, which of their videos, and just "how funny" our captions can be. The directions are unexpectedly precise. For example, we've been told stuff like "Go light on the irony, please," and "Hold off on Gummo this week."

    (As an aside, we've also gleaned some insight into future policy plans of the current administration. We don't want to say hold on to your guns, readers, but, seriously, hold on to your guns.)

    In any case, we were surprised to be assigned this week's video, "Lean On Me" by Kirk Franklin. For one thing, we'd never heard of Kirk Franklin. For another, "Lean On Me" was released by Bill Withers about 40 years ago; it was a big hit. Confused, we decided to call the Y! Music Blogger Suicide Prevention Hotline.

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  • Testament, Framed

    You know what we need more of here in Framed, right, readers?

    We need thrash metal. Screw it, we need death metal. We need all sorts of metal to compensate for the grievously poppish music we feature all too often. Anyway, that's what we hear from the kid next door, Charlie.

    And seeing that we still owe Charlie's dad for backing over their mailbox with our truck, we've decided that Charlie is probably right.

    Rather than feature some humdrum metal group -- heck, we've had Metallica, Motley Crue and others in Framed -- we've decided to get a real group for this week's blog. It's Testament, the great and long-lived band from Berkeley, California. Although their line-up has gone through many changes over the years, they're still revered by fans everywhere.

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  • Cake, Framed

    With mild apologies to our regular readers, it's time -- once again! -- to introduce Framed to any newbies who may have come by this week.

    Why do we do this every now and again?  Is it because we're unbelievably sensitive to the needs of others?

    Or is it because we like to drink to excess and shamelessly pad our word count?

    Yes!  It is!

    It so is!

    Ahem.  Framed is a light-hearted blog that features a different music video every week.  We go through the video and freeze interesting frames... and then we write captions for those frames.  To put it simply, we make stuff up; usually, stuff we wish the people in the picture were saying.

    Some would say our captions are droll, ironic and quite good.  Others would describe them as esoteric, petty, and the sort of self-indulgent crap that turns everybody off.

    And we're OK with that!  We're not the boss of you!  Or anyone else!

    This week's video is a funny one in its own right: it's Cake's "Love You Madly."  The whole thing revolves around an Iron Chef-type shootout between drummer Pete McNeal and horn player Vince DiFiori, complete with celebrity judges and a theme ingredient, pumpkin.  It's a hoot and a holler, no kidding.  We wish other artists put as much thought into their videos as Cake has here.

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  • Video, Framed

    We were working on this week's blog -- to be candid with you, sometimes we work pretty hard on this blog -- when a thought popped into our head.

    "Framed is beloved in America and all the other enlightened, English-speaking countries," the thought went. "But how do people who live in places where they don't speak English regard this very fine work?"

    It was a difficult thought! In fact, our very next thought was "Go away, thought!"

    But it wouldn't! Thoughts can be troubling!

    While this was going on, we were going through Vevo, Y! Music's new, excellent partner in videoness, and absentmindedly typed "video" into the Vevo search box. And, lo, it turned out that there's a band named Video.

    A Polish band named Video. A band that speaks Polish and sings in Polish that is actually named Video.

    Wow, we thought. Is this the synchronicity Sting sung of so eloquently? We didn't know, but maybe!

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