This week, we're happy to welcome Carrie Underwood, and her brand new video, "All-American Girl," to Framed.
Carrie is arguably the most successful American Idol of all time--her debut album, Some Hearts, went platinum seven times over, and her latest disc, Carnival Ride, has already sold over two million. "All-American Girl" is from the new LP and actually began charting before it was released! Almost as if it had traveled through time!
Happily, Carrie has agreed to use her moment in the Framed sun to help inspire the young girls in her audience to get a good education and build a fulfilling career. It's a great cause, and one we're glad to be part of! So listen up, young ladies, and set your sights on the stars!
1 - "Hi, readers! As a public service, Framed
and I have gotten together to show my many young female fans their limitless job opportunities! Please allow me to paint a bright picture!"
2 - "A career helping others in medicine can be yours as a candy striper or an aide! Maybe
even a nurse!"
3 - "Imagine being a famous French chef! And you'll have to imagine, 'cause they're all men!"
4 - "But the world of beauty queendom is still going strong here in the 21st century! A word of warning: you have to be able to walk and answer questions and stuff!"
5 - "Nothing says 'female' like waiting on rude, quasi-human ingrates! Your mom's been doing it most of her life!"
6 - "Professional football is only
an option if you'd play for the Detroit Lions! But that
would be humiliating!"
7 - "Serve your country! Defeat those who hate our freedom by building permanent military bases in the oil-rich Middle East!"
8 - "And what about dance? We always need more talented girls and homosexual men in that field!"
9 - "As a tribute to all women, the guys in the firehouse here gave me this 'traditional hose and a golf ball!' Firefighting is demanding
10- "Disinterested in the complexities of life? Being a wife and mother may be for you!"
11 - "Senator Clinton has shown that women can even run for president if their husband used to be president! We've come a long way!"
12 - "Get in on the ground floor of tomorrow, girls! Study science, or its sister discipline, magic!"
13- "And if all else fails, just remember that any
girl can become the American Idol!"