Hi, readers! We're not only back, we're better than ever! And we offer you our profound thanks for returning after our long hiatus.
We'll recap our many adventures in an upcoming installment, but let's get right back to Framed! This week, our featured artist is Spanish-American pop star Enrique Iglesias, who's not only sold over 60 million albums, he's also dated tennis babe Anna Kournikova, with (in his words) no intention of marrying her.
Is he the best, or what?
Heck, he was in Framed once before, too! So, to sum it up, he's pretty much admirable in every way.
The song and video are "I Like How It Feels," and also features the great rapper Pitbull. In it, Enrique celebrates his well-nigh obscene wealth by jet-skiing, piloting aircraft, and revealing that, thanks to advances in medical science, rich people no longer have to die!
Man, Enrique's got it made!
And, just to top off his overrunning cup, he's also got 12 brand-spankin'-new captions to add to his resume. He, and you, are sure to thank the Lord for this greatest of all gifts, as is only appropriate.
We'll be back next week - have a safe and happy Halloween! Wear white!
1 - "Should I simply refuse to compromise? Is that the secret?"
2 - "My daddy theth a vote for Reagan ith a vote for fithcal rethponthability!"
3 - It's simple: you occupy Wall Street, you get tased. U! S! A!
4 - "But Flipper meant nothing, my dear."
5 - "OK, OK, we'll do it your way!"
6 - "See? Your vaunted Gummo is now in the hands of we, the rabble!"
7 - "I knew the historical 'Uncle Joe!'"
8 - "Wait! Time is symmetrical! Was I putting it on or taking it off??"
9 - Yeah, like the captions would magically get better!
10 - "I don't want to seem prudish, but I don't even like dogs."
11 - "Damn! Our flypaper defense proved laughable!"
12 - "Flee! Gummo has escaped the rabble, and, boy, is he pissed!"