Reality TV star Heidi Montag is now an aspiring musician...something like the Eagles, we suppose...and, frankly, we at Framed couldn't be happier. Heidi, who is something of a looker, shot the video for her first single, "Higher," on the beach, and you know what that means.
That's right. A stunning commentary on global warming and rising sea levels. And may we be even more candid? Move over, Al Gore; it's all pretty darned exciting.
It's true that Heidi has been roundly and scurrilously attacked on the internet. "The world's worst song," enthused FHM.com, for example. We wonder if FHM liked Heidi's cover shoot for Maxim.
You remember Maxim. They're the ones that are still publishing.
Well, we're not too judgmental here at Framed. We welcome all types of music, even Heidi's. You know, just to poke fun at in our joshing, lighthearted, nonjudgmental way. In a world where Adam Ant was once a professional singer, could we do any less?
So have fun, and please post your comments--tell us what you think of Heidi the singer and music video starlet!
1 - "Now that pop music is largely content-free, I figured this would be a great time to start my singing career!"
2 - "Or maybe I'll just become a mountain climber or a stand-up comedian! They're all equally improbable!"
3 - "Hey, readers...if you throw a white stone into the Red Sea, what does it get?"
4 - "Wet! And this reminds me...where can birds play baseball?
5 - "In the Mynah Leagues! Hey! Do you know why you can never starve on the beach?"
6 - "Because of the sand which is there! Do you get it?"
7 - "And do you know what you have when Lauren Conrad's buried up to her neck in sand?"
8 - "Not enough sand!"
9 - "Ha ha ha! That's the best joke ever!"
10 - "But, seriously, do you know what you call a dog with no legs?"
11 - "No, no; not Heidi! No, it doesn't matter what you call her, 'cause she's not gonna come anyway!"
12 - "So I guess I proved my point, huh? I can be a mega-success at anything, simply by willing it to be."
13 - "So continue to support me and buy anything even vaguely associated with my name. It's the right thing to do! Did I mention I'll be voting for John McCain?"