"Hello," we said. "This is Framed, 'The blog that has no catchphrase.'"
"Framed!" said the voice on the line. "Jesus, I'm glad I didn't get Robert again. Who is that guy?"
"Who is this? Is that you, Bob-O?"
"Hey, hey, it's Justin!"
"Justin?" Oh, Jesus. "Bieber, is that you?"
"Yeah! Dude! You don't sound very happy to hear from me."
"Lissen, Justin, we're pretty busy over here right now. Big things are going on. Can we talk later on?"
"Just gimme a minute. You gotta use my new video this week."
"You got a new video? Another one? You're kidding, right?"
"Dude, I just did a great new video with Rascal Flatts."
"Lord, just kill us now, please."
"What's that? I missed that."
"Nothing. We were talking to God."
"Oh. Anyway, it's really great. You gotta help me out, man. My career has really taken off since you started writing all those funny captions for my videos. My fans love 'em! You wouldn't believe it!"
"Well, glad to help, kid."
"And--dig it!--I've got my new haircut in the video!"
"So you're saying it's newsworthy?"
"Oh, yeah. This is win-win, guaranteed. Whaddaya say?"
"Rascal Flatts? Rascal Flatts?"
"Yeah! Cool, huh?"