Framed

Justin Bieber, Framed

This week's guest star, Justin Bieber, needs no introduction. Let's do captions!

Ha ha ha! Just kidding, readers! We'll get to this week's very, very funny captions in a moment, but first let's talk a little about the Bieber phenomenon. Is this kid everywhere, or what? The AMA nominations came out last week, and only Eminem and Lady Antebellum got more than Justin's four. Here's how bopandtigerbeat.com put it:

Bieber topped the list with FOUR nominations in the following categories: Pop/Rock Music: Favorite Male Artist, Pop/Rock Music: Favorite Album, T-Mobile Breakthrough Artist of the Year AND Artist of the Year! Amazing!

Amazing indeed, tween site, amazing indeed! It's fitting, then, that this is his fourth appearance in our great blog, making him, officially, the artist who's appeared in Framed the most times! And let's keep in mind that they've all been this year. 

We don't want to draw a direct link between his many appearances in Framed and his massive success, of course. You can do that for us. Enjoy the captions and we'll see you again next week!

 

1-- "Is that the great new app that forces fat girls to do jumping jacks? I read somewhere that it may be illegal!"

 

2 -- "Is it my imagination, or are there cooties around here somewhere?"

 

3 -- Injecting the drugs is easy if you've "been there!"

 

4 -- "Really, Justin? There actually is a device called a 'Prettyometer?' And they use you to calibrate it?"

 

5 -- Having rescued all the miners, Justin poses with a few Chilean fans!

 

6 -- This version of "Imagine" is from the great new album, Gummo, Justin Time!, the finest duet package ever!

 

7 -- "It would certainly be a drag if my astonishing career was cruelly cut short by some sort of nuclear holocaust."

 

8 -- An exasperated Sentient Bubble finally takes control of the Bieber's lyrically-forgetful mind!

 

9 -- "You get back to Bubbylonia now. I can remember the lyrics just fine."

 

10 -- "But Justin! You were born on the Earth! You have no powers here!"

 

11 -- "You wrote this just for me? Why, of course I'll 'be your baby,' Justin!"

 

12 -- In the end, only mighty Hose-O could stop the Bieber juggernaut!

 

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