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    Los Tucanes De Tijuana, Framed

    Living in Southern California, Framed is in tune with our large Mexican-American community, of course, and quite fond of their musical stylings. A few months back, we featured the great narcocorrido band, Los Cuates De Sinaloa, in this space. And this week, we're happy to bring in Los Tucanes De Tijuana and their new song, "Amor Compartido."

    And, for you who only speak English, please welcome the Toucans of Tijuana and their new song, "Shared Love."

    Suffice it to say that Los Tucanes, sellers of over 10 million albums, are the most successful Norteno band in Mexico, and narcocorrido outlaws in their own right. In fact, they were banned from playing in Tijuana — which they're the toucans of, we remind you! — because, according to the chief of police, "the band's polka-driven narcocorrido songs glorify drug lords and their exploits and are therefore inappropriate to play in a city that has suffered soaring drug-related violence in recent years."

    Well, we don't know about that, but we do know Los Tucanes bring the Norteno sound in a big way! Please enjoy the song, the video, and our captions, which are pretty much in English, because!

    Important blog note! We introduced "bonus captions" a few weeks back because, incredibly, we simply brim over with captions! So much so that we actually write captions for frames that don't even exist!

    All the time!

    Is it a gift? A curse? A way to kill time? No one knows!

    But, since we like to give back, we decided to simply give you, our valued and hyper-intelligent readers, these extra captions at — get this! — no extra cost to you! It's true... bonus captions are absolutely free!

    You may be saying, "But what can I do with bonus captions? I don't have a hoity-toity blog on an internationally famous internet service. I have to work for a living."

    And that's OK! Because bonus captions can be used in everyday life. We hear, anecdotally, that people are using them as snappy comebacks! Introductions to non sequitur soliloquies! Insight into the troubled human mind! All manner of things!

    So please enjoy these bonus captions, and let us know where you find them valuable! We're all in this together!

    • "Oh, bleep Y! Music. Their pay rate, I hear, is quite low."
    • "So we agree? Poland is next?"
    • "Of course the Bible is true! It says so in the Constitution!"
    • Yeah, but Utah's not a 'real' state, right?"

    Important blog note #2! Framed will be on hiatus next week, doing stuff. Keep yourself amused, and be back here in two weeks!

    1 — "Si, senor. I am hypnotized."

    2 — Juan Linnell is not a real doctor, but they call him Dr. Gusano.

    3 — "But, senorita! I yam not that kind of man!"

    4 — "A Mexican League of the Preposterously Dressed? Unthinkable!"

    5 — "The ace of spades! The ace of spades!"

    6 — "It's true! My favorite bookstore used to be Border's!"

    7 — "Dios! Slowpoke Rodriguez really is the slowest mouse in all of Mexico."

    8 — Go ahead and write your own caption, OK? We're, um, busy.

    9 — Nope. Still busy.

    10 — "No, no. I prefer Dos Equis."

    11 — "Drink, mis amigos! To the hat dances and jumping beans we love so well!"

    12 — "I not only run the cartel, I blog!"

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    15 comments

    • Aladin Zane  •  3 months ago
      For reasons we won't explain number nine makes Kordosh think about being inside a box.
    • Art Vark  •  2 months ago
      Hello, Kordosh. Please wake up, man!........ I'm gonna lose a bet, dude!...........This lazy, no good.......We place bets, over at the sewage plant where I work, as far as when Kordosh will post his next installment of "Framed."...........Yo, Kordosh......Your house is on fire..........Rotund-O just fixed you breakfast.......John, Publishers Clearing House is here with a giant check......
      • Art Vark 2 months ago
        Thanks, Kordosh. I lost that bet, thanks to you, dude. There is a job over here in Wabash, Indiana at the sewage treatment plant. They will pay you decent wages and you are allowed to steal all of the waste you want, as long as it fits in the bed of a pick-em-up truck.......I should have known I can only depend on that Jonathan Kordsoe character!
    • Art Vark  •  2 months ago
      Kordosh is back from Peru, Indiana and the planet Hiatus. I just saw him coming out of Motel 6 out by LAX this morning. He was with Lunch Lady and they were both wearing ice buckets on their heads and they looked kinda........well.......disheveled
    • Jack  •  2 months ago
      Aladin Zane, now that you mention it, Number 9 makes me crave some Jack in the Box.
    • Romulus  •  3 months ago
      Ay yi yi........Que es una locura.
    • Jack  •  3 months ago
      Frame 12 - "It's okay, sweetie. I'll be right back. Rotund-O is getting ready to do the Mexican Hat Dance for Mr. DiMartino and I want to be close to the stage."
    • Slick  •  3 months ago
      Josh will be on hiatus next week,searching for that chick from Surfside,California who said last month he was the GREATEST!
      • Jonathan Kordsoe 3 months ago
        Good luck, Josh! That chick is from Belgium, brother.
      • Jack 3 months ago
        I saw Josh at Panda Express with his Aunt Gertie. He was humming that U2 song: "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For."
    • Jack  •  3 months ago
      Josh, we all know that Mr. Kordosh is on "hiatus" this week. Do not bill Yahoo! Music several hours for "polishing Kordosh's mopeds" like you did the last time Kordosh disappeared. We barely let you keep your job after constantly billing hours for "detailing Lyndsey Parker's Volvo" after we discovered the lovely Ms. Parker doesn't even drive a Volvo. Now, get down to the lobby immediately. Cannibal Corpse's pet badger escaped, like it did on their last visit to Yahoo! Music Headquarters, and it's hiding under the front desk. Connie and Nancy are both hysterical!
    • Romulus  •  3 months ago
      Hiatus is a planet where aliens always take Kordosh when they abduct him from Peru, Indiana.
    • Jack  •  3 months ago
      Hmmm....Kordosh claims he is on "hiatus." I guess "hiatus" means dumpster diving for aluminum cans, because that's what I just saw him doing over in North Hollywood.
    • Jonathan Kordsoe  •  3 months ago
      Jonathan Kordsoe Day is a MUCH better event than John Kordosh Day. We have way better sideshow circus freaks, we raffle off a beautiful 1974 Ford Pinto and our Michelob Ultra is colder AND cheaper, dammit!
    • Jonathan Kordsoe  •  3 months ago
      I am the one who should be on hiatus after getting all of the chicks and money. Not Kordosh!
    • Jack  •  3 months ago
      Hilarious! Well, at least DiMartino's blog is............Just messin' with ya. Great job! I laughed my....uhm.....I think this installment is some of your best work...........(You blew it, dude! Now DiMartino will expect this from you every week!)
    • anonymous  •  3 months ago
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      • Jack 3 months ago
        Yard Sale Season. Thanks for reminding me, Slick. I need to get another leisure suit to wear on John Kordosh Day.
      • Jack 3 months ago
        I meant to thank Anonymous and not Slick. Sorry, dudes....
    • Jack  •  3 months ago
      Framed 8 ----- Kordosh!.........Yo........Hello........Hey, your Ramen noodles are boiling over, Kordosh.......Hola?........Yello.......Hey!.......Anybody in there?.....May I have your attention, Kordosh?.....