Thank you, Lord!
We certainly missed writing Framed. Many a lonely night in many an east coast bar was spent ignoring the vivacious women who were dying to meet us as we listlessly scrawled captions on bar napkins... captions that no one would ever read.
Sad times, readers. Sad times.
But we're back and we've got -- for the second time in the last three Frameds! -- One Direction, the super boy band out of the U.K., with their new hit tune, "Best Song Ever."
Everybody likes 1D, of course. And their new movie, "This Is Us," is reputed to be sensational! It's 1D in 3D! We'd go see it, but we have to wash our hair every night for the rest of the year.
But you don't! So go see "This Is Us" -- heck, stay for a second showing! -- and enjoy our captions, too, which are, as always, written. We'll be back next week or something.
1 -- "Yes, Jimmy, I can squeeze coal into diamonds."
2 -- "Wow. For a minute there I thought that rubber tree plant was moving itself."
3 -- "I should just spill all this on the least talented one. But... oh, dear."
4 -- "Duping our fans? Doesn't bother me, mate."
5 -- "OOOOk-lahoma, where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain!"
6 -- "Face it... I look more like Morrissey. Live with it, dude."
7 -- Some feared the all-new Miami Heat would have trouble defending their title.
8 -- "We not only were the Village People, we were Donna Summer, too!"
9 -- "Whoa! Flipping gravity 90° totally worked!"
10 -- "Look, Ms. Librarian! I'll return those Encyclopedia Brown books when I damn well feel like it. Capisce?"
11 -- "Whoo-hoo! Zayn! This week we made two dollars!"
12 -- Respecting tradition, they hammered in the morning.
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