Framed

Sheryl Crow, Framed

Summer is totally here, readers, so we decided it would be a good idea to bring in Sheryl Crow, the well-known "Soak Up The Sun" songstress, with her brand-new video, "Summer Day." It's the first single from her new album, 100 Miles From Memphis, due out this week.

Crow, a former music teacher and back-up singer for many, including Michael Jackson, hit it big as a solo artist in 1994, when "All I Wanna Do" topped the charts. She's gone on to have a very credible career--all of her albums have hit the Top Ten in the U.S.

"'Summer Day' is a delightfully breezy slice of glory-days AM radio pop," Wikipedia tells us, and we tend to agree. In the video, the singer and her band perform the song in a park as little kids dance and folks ride bikes, fish, and, in general, have good, old-fashioned American summer fun. We hope you enjoy it, as well as our captions, and hope to see you back here again next week.

Important blog note!  Readers continue to do the heavy lifting around here with some excellent alternate captions to our frames. This week we recognize Karen, who broke us up with her caption to one of last week's pictures.

"It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C...oh, it's just 'Y' now, huh? Never mind."

Keep 'em coming, everybody, and our job will surely be farmed out to the hoi polloi any day now!

 

1 -- "Wow. It looks like Jim The Bird, although a minor and forgettable character, is still hovering around Framed."

 

2 -- "So I told them that you wasn't interested in meeting the Frederick's of Hollywood Lingerie Team! You look at me when I'm talking to you, fool!"

 

3-- "Which reminds me, honey: did you take the Cialis?"

 

4 -- "Damn. Who would've thought that worms smeared with peanut butter and then dipped in WD-40 wouldn't be surefire bait?"

 

5 -- "Here's hoping the Super Mole Remover 7000 is as good as advertised!"

 

6 -- "OK, there's one. Who else is bitterly disappointed in Obama's performance?"

 

7 -- Musicologists were stunned to discover that the white Stevie Wonder actually exists!

 

8 -- His obsession with symmetry would, in the end, make her life impossible.

 

9 -- "Maybe I can marry the girl of my dreams and work as a wage slave for the rest of my days. God bless the free market."

 

10 -- "As you can see, fellow Bubbles, the humans pursue relaxation as zealously as they do reality TV and unprovoked war," Gummo explained.

 

11 -- "Don't cry, honey. Your eventual, meaningless death will be just one of the untold billions in the history of our race."

 

12 -- "And if she plays another song, I figure we could jump here."

 

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