Hello, readers, and welcome back! This week we're very happy to welcome Train
to this, the greatest music blog of all time.
After great early success with 2001's Drops Of Jupiter and 2003's My Private Nation, the group more-or-less disappeared from the scene. They returned in 2009 with Save Me, San Francisco, which has since spawned three hits, including this week's video, "Marry Me."
The song and video are all about love, of course, and how difficult it can be to break the ice when you've spotted that special someone. In the vid, singer Pat Monahan seemingly blows a fated meeting with a good-looking waitress, although it all turns out well in the end. Just as life itself always does.
There's no doubt that you'll find this week's video and our captions an amusing diversion. So kick back, have a laugh, and be back here next week for even more video caption stuff!
1 - "Get ready for a slightly different Framed
. This week, loving couples will reveal the secrets of their most important relationship. Framed
its readers to benefit from our collective, hard-earned wisdom."
2 - "Our
secret? Facial flushing, muscle pain, and backache. I mean, Cialis."
3 - "For us, it's all about the nagging. Nagging and emasculation, every day."
4 - "I just pretend she's someone I actually like."
5 - "As for me, I use unstoppable mental forces
to control him. Here, I'll make him open his mouth for no apparent reason."
6 - "Yes, dear. Of course
I was just kidding about the unstoppable mental forces."
7 - "So there I was, just walking along at the end of the rainbow, when I spotted this pot of gold. And, you're not gonna believe this..."
8 - "We keep our
love alive by discussing intensely personal subjects in rock music videos."
9 - "She's black, she's hot, what's not to like?"
10 - "Wait! Stop the blog
! This guy is taking our video completely out of context, and mocking a heartfelt song. Who made him the boss of everything?"
11 - "What's this? 'Landslide! Modest, handsome caption writer elected Boss of Everything by all the world's smart people!'
Guess I was wrong."
12 - "Yes, my love. I would've
ended this week's blog with the last picture."