T-Pain is not dissing Kanye, DJ Khaled or Akon. They appear in the video for his new swagger jacker diss track "Karaoke." T-Pain has also excluded Lil' Wayne from any of the venom he spews on the song that claims that unidentified artists have borrowed his style without permission. But even without naming names, the rappa ternt singa manages to create one of the year's funniest viral videos.

The video opens with T-Pain and Kanye in a men's restroom, suggesting Auto-Tune abuse. T-Pain exits to find a middle aged Asian man in a business suit performing his hit "Can't Believe It" on a karaoke stage. A frustrated T-Pain bum rushes the performance to salvage his song as his animated hype man DJ Khaled verbally assaults the audience of mainly elderly, seemingly out of place white people.

There is obviously genuine beef behind T-Pain's profanity filled accusations. But this may be the first hip-hop diss so funny (in video at least) that the attacks on other nameless rappers get lost in the

Man. If Beyonce was a guy, the world would be at a loss.

You don't believe me? Take a look at the way the she fits in the police uniform in her video for "If I Were A Boy," one of the two new videos she recently simultaneously released.

Initially, I was upset when I heard that Beyonce was making a video for "If I Were A Boy." Just two years ago, Ciara released a song called "Like A Boy" which has a similar concept.

The notion of a woman portraying a man is not unique. Hilary Swank won an Oscar for her starring role in the 1999 film Boys Don't Cry. Still, I felt that Beyonce may have taken Ciara's idea.

However, after watching Bey's version, it is clear that she explored a completely different angle.

Both songs challenge the double standards in male and female relationships and suggest "switching the roles."

But Beyonce tackles the topic in what feels like a movie short. I won't spoil it for those who have not already seen the video. But she offers an interesting point of view as she

A couple weeks ago, people were talking about Ciara's nude Vibe magazine cover. Ciara allegedly accused the magazine of airbrushing off her clothes, and Vibe's editor-in-chief went on a New York radio station and said that was untrue. She maintained that there was indeed nakedness going on on the photo shoot.

Ciara's brand new video, "Go Girl," gives her fans something else to talk about.

The T-Pain produced track boasts salutatory trumpets, an easy R&B groove and Ci Ci's sexy, airy vocals that I never seem to mind.

But the video is what distracts folks from the talk of whether or not she was Photoshop-ed or her latest escapade with 50 Cent, her rumored boyfriend.

There's no other female pop artist who has mastered rhythmic agility like her.

There are numerous examples in the "Go Girl" video.

1) The backwards Matrix bend

2) The Cannonball splits

3) Splits with a chair

4) Solmo Robo

Somebody needs to get this girl in the next superhero flick. She's ready to go, right now. Her

Janet Jackson has canceled a half a dozen dates on her Rock With U tour because she is battling an illness.

Five minutes before show opener LL Cool J was scheduled to hit the stage at their September 29 date in Montreal, Canada, Janet called off the concert. She was rushed to a local hospital for treatment. She was released two hours later.

Next, she postponed dates in Boston, Philadelphia, Greensboro, Atlanta and Ft. Lauderdale.

The statements released by her extremely credible and respected publicist simply note that the megastar has been treated and is recovering. But the explanations do not offer details and the media have began describing the entertainer's bout as a mystery illness.

A person's health is his or her personal business, but what's the big deal about Janet giving her thousands of fans who purchased concert tickets some insight to what's happening?

The elusiveness has prompted some to speculate that Janet is having a tough time dealing with subpar ticket sales. Our