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Nicole Scherzinger: Chick In A Box

To all the ladies out there, with fellas to impress/
It's easy to do just follow these steps

1 - Cut a hole in a box
2 - Put your junk in that box
3 - Make him open the box

And that's the way you do it/
It's my chick in a box...my chick in a box babe

About 30 seconds into the "Whatever U Like" video from irreplaceable Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger, Scherzinger is trusted into a 4x4 box that would meet the approval of illusionist David Blaine.

Between the black cat suit, upside down contortionist movements, and Nicole's chant, "I can do whatever you like," this hands down becomes the official video response to Justin Timberlake's SNL skit "Dick In A Box." Go Nicole.

A couple weeks ago, I blogged that "Whatever U Like" wasn't that good even though the Polo Da Don track was hot and it featured T.I. (see post)

I figured Nicole's label would put their money on her beauty and use that to drive record sales. Guess that was a no-brainer because the video exhausts every opportunity to exploit her sexuality. And for that I owe them thanks. Enjoy.

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