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A New SARS Is Born?

By | Maximum Performance – Wed, May 2, 2007 10:58 AM EDT

Well, the hypochondriac in me went and looked up "Coachella flu" on Yahoo! Health, and frustratingly, there's no entry for it. YET.

I say "yet" because this four-page thread on the official Coachella site's message board indicates that Post-Coachella-Syndrome is a very real condition, and not the paranoid side effect of festivalgoers' post-drug comedowns:

http://coachella.com/forum/showthread.php?t=9358&highlight=sore+throat

All I know is I feel like crap. As crappy as a Coachella port-a-potty at the tail end of Sunday evening. Anyone else got any symptoms?

Crappily yours,

Lyndsey

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