It would be foolishto envision a bunch of sweating accountants pacing up and down the halls of Earth's remaining record labels, warning executives high and low that unlesscertain albums see release before year-end, their numbers will be at anall-time low!
And who in the worldcould imagine a scenario wherein matters of "overall musical quality"and "not cutting any corners" were overlooked merely in order to meeta corporate deadline?
Nope! Coincidentally, just one week before the holidays, everybody finished making their newalbums at the same time!
And guess what? I'll be meeting them all at Applebee's on their way to the mall!You're welcome to join us!
Soulja Boy Tell'em: iSouljaBoyTellEm (Interscope) I amnearly rendered speechless by this, my favorite rap album ever--a veritablesmorgasbord of sonic delight dripping with profundity on countless levels! Witha charming variety of repetitive honks, beats and bleats, Soulja's latestcontains 16 tracks of surrealistic, half-garbled phrasesRead More »from The Staggering Genius Of Soulja Boy!