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    The Bells Of Hell!

    After the recent hubbub of the Grammys, the sad demise of Whitney Houston, and the surrealistic news of further recorded collaborations by contemporary singing stars Rihanna and Chris Brown, one might say...anything goes!

    And so, to celebrate, to get in the mood--to, in a sense, cleanse my palate of all that today's music scene has to offer--this week I decided to get rid of all my preconceived notions of what was right, wrong, good or bad, and, indeed, start from scratch! I would listen to every new piece of music that crossed my path and judge it purely for what it was--without prejudice, critical snobbery, or that numbing sense that everything now being done was once done before, but, sadly, even better.

    And thus, to begin my quest, I decided I would start anew by listening to the complete recorded works of Dutch rockers Golden Earring, a long-lived band who since the mid-'60s have recorded a fascinating catalog of slightly off popular music that would eventually encompass a fascinating side-long cover version of the Byrds' "Eight Miles High," a memorable testosterone-infused hit with "Radar Love," a staggering classic via the accompanying "Candy's Going Bad," an early MTV hit with "Twilight Zone," and a whole bunch of other albums that, remarkably, have never stopped coming. All over the place.

    In short: They are now the critical baseline by which I will now render all of my judgments regarding today's popular music!

    Were I not to notify you of this, I would be doing you a disservice!

    Sleigh Bells: Reign Of Terror (Mom + Pop)  While I am sadly hip enough to know this trendy duo appeared on Saturday Night Live this weekend, I simply did not have the energy to watch their performance! And it didn't matter! Because between Twitter and Facebook, enough people would tell me exactly what I needed to think--and I could spend my Saturday night listening to the complete works of Dutch rockers Alquin and, as is my goal, eventually hear everything! But I like this record, I like the aesthetic notion of loud and distorted guitars, a pleasing but mildly off-pitch female vocalist singing the barely understandable lyrics of "Road To Hell," hot babes, and album covers featuring bloody tennis shoes! For that matter, both the band name and the album title bring to mind the notion of an evil Santa Claus, and that's not a bad thing! By following no formula whatsoever, Sleigh Bells are an interesting, unique, noisy outfit that are infinitely more compelling than a night's worth of erectile dysfunction commercials--and almost up there with the charismatic cast of characters populating today's fascinating Mucinex spots! Bold words? Perhaps!

    The Chieftains: Voices Of Ages (Hear Music/Concord)  Aged, ancient and pretty spry, the Chieftains continue to roll out highly credible excursions of traditional Irish music, and this latest effort--which marks their 50th anniversary--should bring in a welcome slab of today's youth market, what with inclusion of such collaborators as Bon Iver, the Decemberists, the Civil Wars, the Punch Brothers, the Pistol Annies, and ultrahipster NASA Astronaut Cady Coleman, last seen cavorting at the Electric Daisy Festival, careening around shirtless at Burning Man, and looking for a similar verb starting with "c" to associate with another completely unlikely event purely for the sake of pathetic humor! A tasteful, well-played venture, certain to eventually cement the distinguished band's reputation as "those old guys who played with other, hipper guys again and again to broaden their commercial reach" according to today's poor kids forced to hear their dads and moms play this stuff for them in the SUV because that's what good parenting's all about! Bad parents: buy Lucky Charms and play hiphop--it'll all work out!

    Sinéad O'Connor: How About I Be Me (And You Be You)? (MRI)  This represents the ninth studio album by plucky Irish vocalist O'Connor--these days best remembered as the zany lady who once ripped up a picture of the Pope on national TV, who once had her biggest hit ever with a song she didn't write, and who once had her shaven-headed publicity photo filled in with a black Sharpie by a music writer who said, I forget to whom, "Hey, you know what? With hair, Sinéad O'Connor is actually pretty hot!" This latest album is about as good as any of them were--none of them were exceptional--but, as was the case with I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got, the title seems almost there but sort of misses the mark; were it to be, say, How About I Be Me (And You Be A Nearby Inanimate Object Like, Say, That Chair)?, I, and indeed all society, might find it more compelling! Still, she's hip enough to cover John Grant's "Queen Of Denmark," so let's just call her a goddess and be done with it! Incidentally, speaking as a journalist, why have I only ever used the word "plucky" to describe Sinéad O'Connor?

    Isidore: Life Somewhere Else (Communicating Vessels)  A very nice, subtle return for odd-man-out collaborators Jeffrey Cain of Remy Zero and Steve Kilbey--the distinguished songsmith who's helmed Australian band the Church all these years, and whose voice and lyrical approach makes this one of his best efforts in recent memory. Atmospheric, thoughtful, intimate and biting, the 14-track set moves along, sonically adventurous and less deliberately droning than has been the latter-day Kilbey norm, and is welcome evidence that our better artists continue to grow with each passing year. Recommended.

    Santana: Live At Montreux 2011 (Blu-ray) (Eagle Rock)  Aside from the excellent musicianship that has marked every project Carlos Santana has had a hand in, the legendary guitarist's keen understanding of jazz improvisation--the legacy of greats like John Coltrane and Miles Davis--has made every new reworking of past glories an interesting, inspiring and unique listen. This new DVD, shot only last year, offers over 200 minutes of the guitarist and his superb band running through well-known hits such as "Black Magic Woman, " "Evil Ways" and "Oye Como Va," but each time bringing something new to the mix in terms of notes and emotional approach. Featuring guest stars like Susan Tedeschi and Derek Trucks, the disc focuses wholly on inspirational music and, not incidentally, is a fine greatest hits set as well. The number of artists with this lengthy a legacy--and this credible a legacy--still out there performing is dwindling, and for Carlos Santana, this is one triumphant showing.

    Cursive: I Am Gemini (Saddle Creek)  I'm digging the latest Cursive album, one of Saddle Creek's more interesting artists, largely because of the their sonic versatility--the albums really don't all sound alike--and the fact that they've managed to stay interesting and listenable for seven albums now. This new set recounts the story of twin brothers Cassius and Pollock, twin brothers at odds with the world for supplying them names close but not close enough to be the Castor and Pollux of Greek and Roman mythology, as well as completely understandable vitriol directed at their parents, who apparently had no compunctions about naming one of the boys after a fish! Hey, when my wife was pregnant, I thought about naming our first kid Ba'al, but then I grew up! Buy this for kicks!

    Eddie Hazel: Game, Dames & Guitar Thangs (Real Gone Music)  If you were a record-buying human who visited record stores on a regular basis during the '70s, it would not be an exaggeration to note you probably saw a new Parliament-Funkadelic "project" every three months or so. George Clinton's impressive and productive legacy provided the world with a memorable array of albums, offshoots, and side-projects--Parlet, the Brides Of Funkenstein, Mutiny, and much, much more--but none have developed the cult following that has this album, by Clinton guitarist Hazel, which came and went, briefly, but affected those who heard it deeply. Rescued and reissued, the album sounds even better than it did in 1977--when it was just part of the assembly line--and can now be appreciated as the cultural touchstone it clearly is. Exemplary musicianship, whacked-out covers of "California Dreaming" and "I Want You (She's So Heavy)," the album is a precious slice of another place and time that now seems far, far away. Fabulous stuff.

    Lambchop: Mr. M (Merge)  The very unusual, and very compelling, recorded work of Kurt Wagner and his band Lambchop shows no sign of slowing well into its second decade; this excellent disc, the band's 11th, shows the same idiosyncratic subtleties that have made the band one of pop music's more unique and literate aggregations. Blah, blah, blah. Suffer migraine headaches? Plagued by horrendous hangovers? This is the band for you!

    Tyga: Careless World: Rise Of The Last King (Young Money)  An admittedly out-there concept album by Travie McCoy's rapping cousin Tyga, this new album is based on a memorable game of checkers played by Tyga and his good friend Winnie, the famous Pooh, in which both players watched in stunned amazement as a double-decked pair of checkers rose from the checkerboard, flew out to the kitchen and checked a pager lying by the toaster, and then promptly returned to the board without uttering a word! Heck, I'd make an album if I ever saw that happen! Featuring a batch of superstar guests like Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Drake, Nas, Chris Brown, Robin Thicke, and Jerry Mathers, the album is literally the finest product mankind has ever produced! Plus, it doesn't sound bad!

    Fun.: Some Nights (Fueled By Ramen)  From the get-go, Fun. has devoted their entire career to refuting those things many Stooges fans hold dear--and here, boldly boasting of even greater virility, they take on a classic Eagles track! Still, putting an engagement ring on your fiancée's toe is pushing it, dudes!

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    16 comments

    • Bonehead  •  2 months ago
      Josh, please pick up Mr. DiMartino's Armani suits from the cleaners, after you get through putting those training wheels on Bob O's bicycle. Also, Kordosh needs some condoms and a dozen roses for his nooner with Connie in Elevator 6. Stop by my cubicle and I will give you a one hundred dollar bill. You may buy yourself a comic book and a candy bar with the change, son.
    • Art Vark  •  2 months ago
      Dave, I "liked" this! I tried to contact you on Facebook, so we can be pals and talk about new releases and stuff like that. You decided to not "like" me and it really crushed my heart and soul, man! I will still read your column, and as your next door neighbor, you are NOT invited over for badminton and lemonade ever again, pal!
    • Jack  •  2 months ago
      DiMartino, we all hope that Kordosh makes it back from the planet Hiatus safely. We are looking forward to our Monday "Framed" fix, sir.
    • Slick  •  3 months ago
      After a head injury and subsequent surgery eight months ago,Wally from the parking garage hasn't been able to read or use a computer. It is a joy,then,when One Eye Ricky brings these new releases to work,which they always listen to together. Wally gets such satisfaction trying to match wits with Mr. DiMartino,while picking out all the mistakes Dave has made. Wally and Ricky say, "Thanks for all the fun!"
      • Jack 3 months ago
        I will send Wally some books on tape for him to enjoy. Wally and Ricky will both enjoy the racy parts about lovemaking and such. In my first shipment, I will include both "Valley of the Dolls" and "The Catcher in the Rye" for their listening pleasure. I will also include a couple of issues of "Hustler" to help brighten their days at the ol' parking garage.
    • Josh  •  3 months ago
      Back and better than ever!
      • Jack 3 months ago
        We missed you, Josh. Please give my regards to your Aunt Gertie. I will try to get over and and get a massage from her later today. She is awesome!
    • Jack  •  3 months ago
      There are cultural differences between myself and my good friend from Utrecht. We were out together with our girlfriends one evening and his girlfriend asked if we could go to this strip club at 1AM for their Legs and Eggs breakfast buffet. My good friend thought for a moment and he said, "Legs and Eggs? Hmmm. You mean ovaries?"
    • Jack  •  3 months ago
      Actually, I have a friend from the Netherlands. He is from Utrecht and he is a psychiatrist. His family is wealthy and his relatives told him, "People in America are all criminals!" He knows that's not true and he thinks it funny, while he is guarding his watch and wallet when I am within 50 feet of him......
    • Jack  •  3 months ago
      I am very disappointed with the news Kordosh told me in an email approximately 2 hours ago. He just admitted that he drank a very tiny bit of Michelob Ultra while Mr. DiMartino was in the same room. He said, "It was just a thimble full of Michelob Ultra and I didn't even get drunk from it. It wasn't 40 feet, as it has been reported. It was more like 65 feet. I did it just to say I drank beer in the same room as Big Dave. What isn't cool is that Rotund-O, my date that night, is never allowed in DiMartino's private suite at Yahoo! Music Headquarters ever again." It's okay, John. We have all made bad decisions in our lives, bro.
    • Jack  •  3 months ago
      LITTLE KNOWN FACTS #627: The band Golden Earring was formed in The Hague in 1961. I don't have a clue what The Hague is, but they were formed right inside the darn thing.........Just kidding, loyal readers from the Netherlands.
    • Jack  •  3 months ago
      "Candy's Going Bad" is an excellent song.....Remember, folks. Always check the expiration dates before purchasing food products. Thanks......This public service announcement has been brought to you by Lunch Lady.
    • anonymous  •  3 months ago
      "Nothing Left of Us but U" the fourth hit single from the Springtime Mama album by Rotund-O,commonly referred to as the Round Mound of Sound was released earlier this week!
      • Jack 3 months ago
        Move over, Lady Gaga. Heeeeeere comes Rotund-O, baby!
      • Jack 3 months ago
        The Round Mound of Sound will soon be on the move. She is performing at a benefit for Kordosh's Burbank Squirrel Rescue this Saturday night at 9PM. Next, she will be on stage at the Third Annual West Coast Moped Riders Annual Beer and BBQ Fest on Saturday 3/3/12. Kordosh will be in attendance to sign autographs and give tips on moped maintenance. This is the perfect opportunity to get your John Kordosh bobbleheads autographed, folks. Rotund-O will also participate in the rib-eating contest. Please call 1-866-KOR-DOSH for more information about these two spectacular events.
    • anonymous  •  3 months ago
      Coming next week with Lunch Lady's return,a wedge of peach mango pie will be served as dessert with each order of Soup of the Day!
      • Jack 3 months ago
        I am kind of scared to talk to Lunch Lady, after she beat me down with a soup ladle. All I did was try to take some extra individually wrapped saltines back to my cubicle, to enjoy later. Maybe I can get Kordosh to ask her if I may be allowed to buy an extra slice of that pie to enjoy for a midafternoon snack. I am sure they became quite close after their "hiatus" together in Peru, Indiana.
    • anonymous  •  3 months ago
      Much appreciation to you both for sharing these stories. We're quite glad you can count on Mr. DiMartino's reviews,and extremely proud to know that they can provide a source of light in others' lives. To our readers out there with similar experiences; Don't be shy ----- let us hear from you!
      • Jack 3 months ago
        I think I already told the one about how DiMartino threw a scalding hot cup of coffee on me at Starbucks, when I tried to approach him for an autograph from him for my dranddaughter's birthday. She is still a huge Dave DiMartino fan. As a matter of fact, she looked like she was trying not to laugh, when I told her I had to get some first aid for those burns from DiMartino's coffee. She kept the coffee- stained hoodie I was wearing that fateful day and she has a Dave DiMartino shrine built around it in her bedroom.
    • Jonathan Kordsoe  •  3 months ago
      I am extremely upset right now. Mr. DiMartino, how could you use another word for Hades in the title of this installment of New This Week. I was so shocked, I almost spilled my cup of decaffeinated coffee this morning. By reading that one terrible word, I think I may end up in that very hot place. Thanks for damning me for eternity, you heathen!
    • Jack  •  3 months ago
      Romulus, I feel your pain, brother. I felt completely lost yesterday while pondering which new releases to purchase. I really needed Big Dave's guidance. I ended up purchasing a fairly decent G3 DVD, despite my lack of guidance.
    • Romulus  •  3 months ago
      DiMartino, I am related to your boss. For your information, Charles Yahoo is my grandfather, sir. It's okay, though. I won't tell Grandpa Chuck you were one day late posting "New This Week."