Hey, remember The White Rapper Show on VH1? No? C'mon, it was only, oh, the raddest show EVER. An (ultimately futile) search for the Next Eminem, one of the program's most memorable contestants was first-runner-up John Brown, the self-declared "King Of The 'Burbs" and proponent/leader/sole member of some vague "Ghetto Revival" movement.
But now John's moved out of the 'burbs and ghetto and into the national sphere, with a topical new manifesto titled "Sarah Palin (I Wanna Lay Pipe)." Surely even his politically minded White Rapper Show rival Jus' Rhyme would be impressed by this: