I've had my issues with Steven Tyler on "American Idol"--namely, ongoing doubts as to whether he's just there to offer comic relief and showcase his impressive scarf collection, or if he really is capable of giving good advice. But there's one thing we can all agree on: Steven Tyler gives good soundbyte. Commenting on a contestant's big lips and Tevas sandals, or clucking like a chicken, may not all be that constructive, but it's always funny.

Steven has admittedly lost a lot of momentum as the season's gone on, with him relying on his go-to adjective, "beautiful," way too much. Most of his best catchphrases really came from the edited, and possibly scripted, early audition episodes. But he still comes up with a zinger or two, now and then. So what were his best one-liners of the season? Here are my picks...

20) "Beautiful. Just beautiful." -- said during EVERY SINGLE LIVE SHOW CRITIQUE

19) "Where is your pitchfork, you little devil?" -- said at the Austin auditions to one of the many

Season 9 semifinalist Todrick Hall's time on "American Idol" was short (he was voted off that same awful night when Lilly Scott, Alex Lambert, and Katelyn Epperly all left), but now he's making a serious play to get back on the Fox network, with his hilarious new viral video, "I Wanna Be On Glee."

In the very ambitious video, the over-the-top singer (who actually has an extensive theater background) makes a pretty convincing argument why he'd be a fabulous addition the "Glee" cast. In the course of four minutes, he takes a phone call from Rachel Berry, sings at Regionals with a full choir, and even undergoes a slushy attack, all to get "Glee" producer Ryan Murphy's attention.

Really, if there was ever an "Idol" contestant suited for "Glee," it's Todrick. He quite flamboyantly covered Queen's "Glee" staple "Somebody To Love" on "Idol," along with Tina Turner's "What's Love Got To Do With It" and Kelly Clarkson's "Since U Been Gone," so he knows his way around a pop hit remake. He was

After "The Voice's" initial tryouts wrapped up last week, I worried if the show would be able to survive without its key gimmick: the Blind Auditions, in which the contestants sang to the chair-backs of the four coaches, hoping that the power of their voices alone would get at least one of those chairs to spin around. But luckily, this week "The Voice" returned with an even better gimmick: the Battle Rounds! Yes, perhaps there'd been no better example of no-holds-barred reality TV combat since Vanilla Ice and Todd Bridges got in the ring on "Celebrity Boxing," or the "Rock Of Love" bimbos were still warring for Bret Michaels' affections by yanking out each other's hair extensions.

The basic premise here? With "The Voice's" four celebrity coaches--Adam Levine, Christina Aguilera, Cee Lo Green, and Blake Shelton--having to trim their respective teams down from eight to four singers before the live competitive shows, they did so in the most amazingly cutthroat way possible: by pitting

Well, this Tuesday night, "Dancing With The Stars" finally lived up to its title. On the show's results epsiode, the unimpeachable and untouchable Adele, whose "Rolling In The Deep" is being covered on every reality competition right now, showed everyone (yes, even Haley Reinhart) how it's done, by belting out her hit herself.

Obviously it's hard to improve upon the original. But somehow Adele's "Rolling In The Deep" became even more awesome this Tuesday--thanks to an accompanying routine choreographed by genius "So You Think You Can Dance" alum Travis Wall, and danced exquisitely by Travis, Season 1 "SYTYCD" winner Nick Lazzarini, and fellow "SYTYCD" vets Jaimie Goodwin and Chantel Aguirre.

Yes, this actually happened.

What a worlds-collide reality television moment. I'd been eagerly anticipating Season 8 of "So You Think You Can Dance," imagining what magic would take place once the likes of Mia Michaels or Sonia Tayeh got their hands on the latest Adele album. But thanks to