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  • Well, So You Think You Can Dance's Vegas Week just rushed by. It was more like Vegas DAY, really. While American Idol's equivalent, Hollywood Week, was extended this year so that viewers could really get to know all the contestants--quirks, crying jags, and all--on SYTYCD all of this season's callback auditions were condensed into a single episode. As a result, surprise Vegas eliminations were hardly explained (Natalie Reid), some contestants who'd made memorable impressions during their initial auditions were inexplicably M.I.A. (Kelsea Taylor), and many dancers--aside from maybe Tony Bellissimo, Evan Kasprzak, Brandon Bryant, and Philip Chbeeb--advanced to the top 20 having had very little TV exposure at all. Until tonight's first competitive round, the majority of this season's top 20 were in fact still strangers to most of America.

    But, frustrating as the lack of Vegas Week coverage was, perhaps it was a good thing. Because it meant that most of tonight's competitors were likely to

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  • As I excitedly prepare to watch the kickoff of the So You Think You Can Dance top 20 competitive round tonight, I'm still confused as to why this season's Brandon Bryant has become such a polarizing and "controversial" figure.

    Last week when the SYTYCD top 20 were revealed, judge/choreographer Mia Michaels kind of ruined the moment for Brandon (a repeat auditioner from last season) by barking at him: "I can't take you. What you bring to the floor annoys the sh*t out of me. In Vegas, you just rubbed me the wrong way."

    Lil' C was less nasty, as he is always one calm and cool cat. But he too expressed his doubts about Brandon's talent and alleged bad attitude.

    Fellow judges Mary Murphy and Debbie Allen quickly jumped to Brandon's defense--Mary more vociferously, of course--and Brandon remained even cooler and calmer than Lil' C, confidently telling his detractors, "It's ON!"

    But I was not as calm. I was a bit angry, actually. Why all the Brandon hate? The guy is incredible!

    But then I

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  • Regular Reality Rocks readers know by now that Adam Lambert has filled the gaping Noriega-shaped hole in my heart created when Danny was tragically cut from American Idol last season. But now that Azuza's finest, Danny Noriega himself, is back with his first single and video "24/7" (finally!!), I've decided that there's room in my life, DVR, and iPod for two guylinered, out-and-proud Idols.

    This despite the fact that in "24/7," Danny fiercely claims he's "no American Idol" at all and minces NO words when dissing the show. Oh snap!

    But come on...would I expect or want anything less from the headflipping, textese-talking boy toy who sassed back to Simon; bitterly complained to Kimberly Caldwell on the TV Guide Channel about not being invited to the season 7 Idol finale; was controversially seen on YouTube spouting X-rated Xmas greetings; and after his Idol elimination found a fast friend in TV's number-one rabblerousing rebel, Rosie O'Donnell?

    True, Danny doesn't quite have Adam

    Read More »from Danny Noriega’s Debut Video: TMTH!
  • I always adored Allison Iraheta. She was my favorite female on season 8 of American Idol, and in an alternate AmIdol universe--i.e., my personal, private dreamworld--she and Adam Lambert would have been the last two contestants standing.

    Just reflect back on the awesomeness of Allison and Adam's "Slow Ride" duet and then IMAGINE how completely, head-explodingly amazing it would have been to witness those two rock 'n' roll showboaters belting out "We Are The Champions" with Queen on finale night. Allison could have even worn a girly pink version of Adam's Bob Mackie angel-wing-armor, or maybe she could have rocked a pair of lacy platform Kiss boots to match her Cyndi Lauper prom dress.

    The mind boggles.

    But sadly, Allison only came in fourth on American Idol. And my mind is actually still boggling over that. Simon Cowell often attributed Allison's lack of momentum and frequent undeserved showings in the bottom three to "likability" issues, but that boggled my mind even more. The kooky

    Read More »from Allison Iraheta A Crybaby No More: She Signs A Record Deal!
  • So this week, Adam Lambert's salivatingly-awaited, serpentine-accessorized Rolling Stone cover issue comes out. And I mean that literally. Yes, it's in this RS interview that Adam comes out of his fabulously appointed, leather-pants-filled closet to announce what all the world already knew: That he is (gasp!) gay.

    "I don't think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear that I'm gay," Adam correctly states, adding: "I'm proud of my sexuality. I embrace it." (As if there was ever ANYTHING about Adam Lambert's public persona that seemed shy or self-effacing!)

    Yeah, yeah, I know--not so shocking. Not nearly as shocking as Lambert losing on Idol, really. It's not like Adam ever even slightly denied that he is homosexual. This is a guy who, on the most exciting Idol finale ever, not only performed in drag-queen-supplied Bob Mackie angel wings and platform Kiss boots from his "private collection," but also took on the Freddie Mercury role for the gay-rights Queen anthem "We Are The

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  • Jackie Tohn Returns!

    One of my early top 36 favorites on season 8 of American Idol was Jackie Tohn, the retro-fabulous fashionista with a penchant for butterfly-patterned sexy-secretary blouses, Members Only jackets, and sequined fanny-packs. So awesome.

    Oh--and she could sing, too. She was a package artist, as Kara DioGuardi would say.

    Alas, Jackie only got to perform on the Idol stage one night, and one night only. She was the first of all 36 to sing in the semi-finals, and she made quite an impression--on ME, at least--prancing out like Sandy-gone-wild in the final scene of Grease, gussied up in skintight spandex pants and a polka-dot tubetop (PLUS a calculator watch!). And her rendition of  Elvis Presley's "A Little Less Conversation" happily reminded me of the lovable goofiness of Jon Peter Lewis's performance of that same tune in season 3. (Jackie even lapsed into a New Jersey Coffee Tawk accent at one point.)

    I loved it, and I wanted a little more of "A Little Less Conversation," frankly. But

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  • Before you read on, watch this Rock Of Ages performance from tonight's Tony Awards. You'll be oh-so-glad you did:

    OK, now. A few years ago, I was cordially and rockin'-ly invited to a preview performance of Rock Of Ages, a nostalgic rock opera featuring music from the big '80s era of big hair and big riffs. Man, I couldn't RSVP "yes" fast enough. C'mon, a Broadway musical featuring the classic headbanging hitz of Poison, Ratt, and Whitesnake? Dood, what was not to like?

    Well, actually, there was a LOT not to like. Rock Of Ages just did not, well, ROCK. I dunno, I thought that seeing a chorus line of spandex-sheathed, haystack-haired Sunset Strip metal groupies high-kicking their way through Night Ranger's "Sister Christian" would make for a totally awesome night of theater. But I was wrong. So very, very wrong. Somehow, something was just missing...

    ...and hey, you know what Rock Of Ages was missing, specifically? CONSTANTINE MAROULIS!!

    Yes, the American Idol also-ran (who long before

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  • You may not have heard of Ferras. But if you've been watching American Idol for a while, you may recognize the maudlin strains of his tune "Hollywood's Not America," which was the official farewell song that fittingly soundtracked season 7's Hollywood Week. Here's a clip of Ferras performing the song in the Yahoo! Music studio last year to jog your memory, plus an interview in which Ferras talks about how the song was chosen for the show:

    Anyway, I'm sure Ferras was hoping "Hollywood's Not America" would do for his career what another Idol goodbye theme, "Bad Day," did for Daniel Powter's. But, sadly, that did not happen. If it had, I wouldn't have had to start this blog with the sentence "You may not have heard of Ferras," right?

    Oh well. To be honest, this MOR ballad didn't really properly represent Ferras's musical style, which was more majestic and grandiose in a total Elton/Mika/Bowie vein. So I am happy to report today that--according to a couple of Ferras's own excited Twitter

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  • Some glass-half-full-viewing Adam Lambert fans argue that it's a blessing in disguise that Adam came in second on American Idol. And I'm beginning to see their point.

    Last week, Kris Allen played the big annual Wal-Mart stockholders' meeting, and today he sang the "Star-Spangled Banner" at the NBA finals game. Something tells me both settings were far more suited to Kris's heartland soft-rock than to Adam's glittery, guylinered theatricality...especially the latter scenario, considering that Adam's most (in)famous past rendition of the national anthem took place at Burning Man and was accompanied by a cast of bleating, larger-than-life farm animals:

    Yup, maybe Adam really dodged a bullet, after all, by losing.

    Anyway, that being said, I must say Kris did a pretty good job handling the national anthem at the NBA game today. It's a very difficult song to sing, but he's had plenty of practice singing unsingable songs lately, since he's been saddled with that challengingly syllable-crammed

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  • First, Adam Lambert was befriended by Queen. Now, he's being defended by Quween! This guy seems to have no problem making famous friends.

    For those of you who do not know who Quween is, she is the possibly crazy but hopefully well-meaning L.A. woman who randomly and unsolicitedly came to Katharine McPhee's defense when Kat was swarmed by aggressive paparazzi a few weeks ago. Seeing the season 5 Idol in trouble, Quween jumped into action, seizing Kat by the hand and dragging her to the shelter of a nearby building.

    Sure, it was a building that Katharine probably had had no intention of entering in the first place. And sure, Katharine probably wasn't in any real danger, and might have even welcomed the media attention given the somewhat lackluster state of her career. But trifling details like that didn't stop Quween from doing her self-appointed job.

    Since then, Quween has become a media darling of sorts, keeping the Los Angeles streets safe for everyone from Miss Teen pageant winner

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