Some people might say host Russell Brand went too far on last night's MTV Video Music Awards, with his constant comments about the Jonas Brothers' famous vow of chastity.

And some people were especially irked by Russell's ridicule of the innocent Jonases' purity rings. America's sweetheart, Jordin Sparks, was possibly the most irked of all. So she felt the need to say something, in what was one of the VMAs' very few unscripted moments:

Now, while I respect Jordin for having an opinion, sticking to her beliefs, and daring to stray from the teleprompter...I do think she went a little too far here. Was she saying that everyone who has premarital sex is a "slut"? Isn't that a tad extreme?

I wonder how single mom and fellow Idol Fantasia would feel about Jordin's judgmental remark.

It is an established fact that the addition of second-stringer Ted McGinley to any TV cast results in the certain downfall of any television show.

Happy Days, The Love Boat, Dynasty, Married With Children...the guy has ruined so many programs--or has been recruited in so many unsuccessful last-ditch attempts to salvage already-ruined TV programs--that he has his own category on JumpTheShark.com.

So now it's been announced that Ted, the "patron saint of sharkjumping," will be a cast member on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars.

What's next? Is Darren #2 from Bewitched going to sign up? (Yes, I KNOW both Bewitched Darrens have passed away, people; I'm just trying to make a point.) What about Bo from Welcome Back Kotter or baby Andy from Family Ties or Oliver from The Brady Bunch? They're all still alive, and probably not doing much these days...

Anyway, the one hope for saving DWTS from McGinley Syndrome is Lacey Schwimmer. The So You Think You Can Dance alum has signed on

Avid America's Best Dance Crew viewers probably know by now that frontrunners SoReal Cru, who never once landed in the bottom two, were trumped at this evening's finale by b-boy underdogs Super Cr3w, who were on the chopping block THREE times before taking the second-season title home tonight in a bit of an upset.

Congrats to them--they earned it.

Yes, as you can see from the photo above, I was there when Mario Lopez announced the big news tonight, with the residual smoke of the celebratory pyro clogging my lungs and the fallen confetti sprinkled in my hair. Here's Super Cr3w in all their post-victory glory:

S to the chest!

Lil' Mama was also there to help celebrate the triumph of one of the fiercest crews on the show. I was happy to merely celebrate the fierceness of her outfit--just LOOK how absolutely fabulously she was dressed tonight (hence the vertical-format framing of this clip, the better to capture the awesomeness of her Barbie-on-acid ensemble):

But speaking of

Oh, Sanjaya Malakar, I've missed you so. Your creative hairdos that belong more on Shear Genius than on American Idol, the way you can destroy a perfectly good Kinks song like nobody else, your ability to make little Ashley Ferl cry on cue...WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

The answer is, apparently Sanj has been shooting his own Kevin Federline-esque "Life Comes At You Fast" commercial for Nationwide Insurance. Except his commercial is waaay better than K-Fed's. He's wearing a fauxhawk! And trying to act! And singing! Kind of!

Somewhere out there in TV Land, Ashley Ferl is crying next to her plasma screen:

Welcome back, Sanjaya. Now all I need is for Danny Noriega to get his own Nationwide ad and I'll be weeping tears of joy, too...