Reality Rocks
  • Tonight's top nine American Idol episode was season 7's first mentor night, excitingly featuring larger-than-life legend Dolly Parton. Forget about Kellie Pickler...when it comes to busty blonde country queens, there ain't no one that can touch Dolly. I mean, the woman has her own theme park. A theme park! Think there'll ever be a Kelliewood? Probably not...

    So after a completely lame April Fools joke by Ryan Seacrest that no one believed for a second (there was such a lack of post-punchline laughter in the theater, I swear I could hear crickets chirping), it was time for Dolly to show the top nine finalists how it's done. And this woman's no fool. The contestants had a lot to learn from Ms. Parton. Welcome to Dollywood, dawg!

    Up first was Brooke White, doing what is probably my personal favorite Dolly ditty, "Jolene." But as much as I usually love Brooke--even when the judges don't, like when she warbled her unfairly maligned "Here Comes The Sun"--I so did not like Brooke's version of

    Read More »from American Idol’s Top 9: Dollywood Week
  • USA Today and the Richmond Times-Dispatch (supplier of the photo at right) are sadly reporting that 65-year-old Claudette Yamin, beloved mother of American Idol season 5 runner-up Elliott Yamin, has passed away.

    The cause of her death has not been revealed, although it is known that Claudette had been suffering during the past year, due to complications stemming from a hip-replacement operation.

    Anyone who watched season 5 of Idol knows how close Elliott and Claudette were, and how proud Mama Yamin was of her son's accomplishments. I will always remember how choked-up she got while riding in her Elliott's homecoming parade, and I'm just glad she lived to experience that moment.

    Please feel free to post your condolences to the Yamin family on the message board below.

    Read More »from Elliott Yamin’s Mother Dies
  • Yes, we all know Tila Tequila is one dirrty girl. The MySpace cewebrity starlet spent much of her MTV dating show A Shot Of Love With Tila Tequila spanking, whipping, tongue-wrestling, lapdancing, and otherwise humiliating her many reality-TV suitors. And she spent much of her "Stripper Friends" music video spanking, whipping, tongue-wrestling, and lapdancing various video 'hos, as well as humiliating herself.

    But Tila is attempting to clean up her act, people. For instance, her new video, "Paralyze," opens with relatively PG-13 scenes of her in a shower.

    Don't drop that soap, Tila!

    And she fondles her chest so thoroughly in the "Paralyze" shower scenes, she does her viewers a real educational service by showing them how to properly administer a breast self-exam.

    Way to give back to the community, Tila!

    In all honesty, though, if "Stripper Friends" was a 10 on a standardized skankometer, then "Paralyze" rates about a 7. It's positively Radio Disney-like by Tila Tequila standards.

    Read More »from Tila Tequila: So Fresh & So Clean!
  • Anyone with well-connected relatives will tell you that nepotism can be a very good thing. For instance, it's hard to imagine that, say, Nancy Sinatra, Lisa Marie Presley, Miley Cyrus, or Ashlee Simpson would have any sort of career without a little help from their famous families, or that Fiction Plane (a band fronted by Sting's son) would have otherwise landed the opening slot on last year's Police tour.

    However, nepotism is not always a very good thing for us--i.e., the public, the audience, the little people. Because while it's reasonable to believe that at least some celebrity spawn actually inherit a bit of their respective family's talents, pop-culture history has proven that for every artistically endowed progeny like Rufus Wainwright, Liv Tyler, Stella McCartney, or Jeff Buckley, there's a Frank Stallone, Brooke Hogan, Haylie Duff, or Rockwell. Sometimes the apple does fall far from the tree.

    So the phenom of music-biz nepotism and the issue of apple/tree proximity will soon

    Read More »from Rock The Cradle: It’s All Who You Know
  • It should've been obvious after Trace Adkins' episode 2 Celebrity Apprentice task--during which he provided the baritone narration for a pet-adoption PSA with what his teammate Gene Simmons called "the voice of God"--that this country star would make it all the way to the show's season finale.

    With his authoritative voice and attitude to match, Trace was certainly bound to trump (pun intended) most of his competition. After all, despite his early Celebrity Apprentice exit, Gene Simmons is one shrewd businessman, and Gene knows a winner when he sees one. And he saw one in Trace.

    However, tonight on the Celebrity Apprentice finale, Trace unexpectedly lost to America's Got Talent (and Britain's Got Talent) "mean judge," Piers Morgan. But if you look at NBC.com's poll, the results of which overwhelmingly predicted that Trace would win, it's clear he won viewers' hearts.

    So now that show is over, Trace is free to talk about his friendship with tongue-waggling Kiss bassist Gene Simmons,

    Read More »from Trace Adkins: The Reality Rocks Interview
  • Wednesday is lovingly known as "Hump Day" to most, but is dreaded as "Dump Day" on American Idol...for it's the day when one of the finalists sadly gets, well, dumped.

    Now, the AmIdol producers COULD rip off the proverbial Band-Aid quickly and mercifully, by just gathering the remaining singers onstage, then having Ryan Seacrest cut to the chase. You know, Ryan could just point to one of them and say, "Yo, buddy, you got cut. Bye."

    But then, of course, each elimination episode would be about 30 seconds long. And that wouldn't please advertisers like Ford and Coke, who expect plenty of bang for their buck.

    And so, the show's producers draaaaaggggg out the contestants' (and the viewers') misery every week, peeling off that Band-Aid sllloooowwwly during the course of an HOUR-long episode. This means about 59 minutes and 30 seconds of filler. 59 minutes and 30 seconds generously padded with redundant recaps, dinner-theater musical numbers, "in the studio" segments (i.e., glorified

    Read More »from Idol Elimination Night: Take It Easy, Chikezie
  • This season's American Idol dark horse-turned-frontrunner is quickly shaping up to be David Cook, largely due to his bravely and unexpectly rawkin' versions of traditionally non-rawkin' songs.

    His most recent rocktastic rendition was last night's headbanging take on Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean," which was the highlight of an otherwise underwhelming episode. Last night David The C gave credit where credit was true, as Ryan Seacrest made note that David's "Billie Jean" performance was actually inspired by Soundgarden/Audioslave frontman's 2007 cover of the Jacko classic. That is, David admitted this was a cover of a cover.

    See Chris's version here:

    And on the second Beatles Night, David freely 'fessed up that his interpretation of "Day Tripper" was inspired by Whitesnake. Another cover-within-a-cover, so to speak. 
    However, it's come to my attention that David is not always so forthcoming about his inspirations.
    For instance, "Eleanor Rigby," the song he performed on the
    Read More »from Uncredited Cover Songs? What’s Cook-in’ On Idol…
  • Blimey, there's something in the Thames water these days!

    First Leona Lewis, the winner of the third season of Simon Cowell's British reality show X Factor, wowed America by going on Oprah. And now the winner of Simon's Britain's Got Talent competition--the similarly alliteratively named Paul Potts--is taking the States by storm as well.

    This Bristol-born opera singer--who amazed Simon (and the rest of the U.K.) with his star-making performance of "Nessun Dorma" and soon earned the nickname "Pavapotty" by his many fans--delightfully stopped by the Yahoo! Music office today. And while, alas, Paul didn't sing for the Y! staff (trust me, I asked--but he was wisely preserving his pipes for his big show at L.A.'s Wiltern Theater tonight), this very nice bloke still charmed us all.

    A movie based on Paul Potts' rags-to-riches Cinderfella story is now in the works with Paramount...but until then, you can get your small-screen Pavapotty fix with this little greeting to his fans

    Read More »from Britain’s Going To Potts!
  • Well, tonight's show succeeded in making the Idol audience's older demographic feel positively Methuselah-ish, as the contestants sang songs from the years of their respective births--songs that more seasoned viewers probably vividly remember making out to in high school. Or their children making out to in high school. Eek! But hey, a good song is timeless, and a good singer is a good singer at any age (I personally have always been annoyed by the under-29 age limit on American Idol, for instance). So tonight's theme was a great playing-field-leveler if ever there was one.

    So it seems 1987 was a very good year for Idol-birthin', since tonight's first three finalists all were born then. And hey, you know what else 1987 was a good year for? Songs. Yes, a lot of GREAT songs came out in 1987. But you wouldn't know it, from some of the song choices on Idol tonight. 

    Please note that 1987 was the year of Guns N' Roses' "Sweet Child O' Mine," U2's "With Or Without You," Depeche Mode's

    Read More »from Idol: Age Ain’t Nothin’ But A Number
  • Just when you thought it was safe to go on the Interweb...she's BAAA-AAACK!

    Heidi Montag is back, that is. Apparently the Hills starlet took a break from sobbing over all the low-blow comments her "Higher" video received, picked herself up by her Manolo straps, and dared to record another song. A song ironically titled "No More."

    Heidi is one brave girl.

    While "No More" is unlikely to win any Grammys or wind up on any best-of critics' lists, I am relieved to report that it is better than "Higher." MUCH better. Not that that's saying much, of course. But really, it's considerably more listenable. Guess the wonders of ProTools will never cease.

    So fire up Heidi's new song below--and if you are so inclined, close your eyes and imagine her flailing on a beach in a pink bikini, if that makes the overall listening experience more bearable:

    HEIDI MONTAG - "NO MORE"

    Oh, and while you're at it, since Heidi and her beau Spencer Pratt are apparently masochists, they're actually encouraging

    Read More »from Run For The Hills! Heidi Montag Has A New Song!

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