I wish that--to loosely paraphrase a Ministry song, which (trust me) is a first for this column--every day could be Halloween. People hand out candy, men dress up like women and women dress up like floozies without fear of reprisal, and American Idols put on concerts dressed like Stewie from Family Guy.
As if there were any more reason to adore Kelly Clarkson, this past Halloween at her St. Charles, Missouri concert, she and her bandmates hit the stage in full costume zombie-dancing to Michael Jackson's "Thriller" and Rockwell's "Somebody's Watching Me," then Kelly sang the White Stripes' "Seven Nation Army" dressed as the animated Griffin family's famously cranky baby:
I'm going to dress up as Kelly Clarkson next Halloween. I'm just going to wear a sandwich board with the big block letters "MOST AWESOME GIRL EVER" printed on it. That should get the point across.
- Kelly Clarkson