Reality Rocks

Congratulations, Simon Cowell!

By | Reality Rocks – Thu, Jul 24, 2008 10:47 AM EDT

Well, after seven seasons of handing out Idol titles to singing hopefuls, Simon Cowell has finally won a title of his own.

In a new online poll, the American Idol judge we all love to hate and hate to love has been named the Top Reality TV Villain.

Scowling S-Cowell impressively beat out other possible catfighting contenders like Omarosa, Lacey from Rock Of Love, Johnny Fairplay, that psycho momager from I Know My Kid's A Star, Spencer Pratt, Janice Dickinson, Donald Trump, Sister Patterson (aka New York's mama), that commitmentphobic Bachelor who dumped both Jenny and Deanna at the altar, Jeff Conaway's enabling girlfriend on Celebrity Rehab, Denise Richardson, Gordon Ramsey, Dustin Diamond from Celebrity Fit Club, the nasty blonde manager chick from Mission Manband, John Rich from Gone Country/Nashville Star, Ant from Celebracadabra, et al.

Simon actually received a whopping 39 percent of the 1,340,208 votes in the AOL Television poll. Congrats are in order, I guess. I have a feeling he's pretty proud of this accomplishment.

But personally, my vote goes to Kimberly Caldwell for stealing away David Cook...

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