Seriously, this track makes "The Situation" sound like something by Radiohead. Who would party at Karma or Bed to this atrocity? Not even a tanked-up Single Ronnie would get down to this not-hot mess. And I am certainly not DTF (Down To Fistpump) when I hear it:
The self-declared Staten Island hottie's musical debut was produced by some dude named Andy Stein, aka "The DreaMaker," who isn't embarrassed to admit that he wrote all the music and lyrics and mixed and mastered the recording. Apparently, he also isn't embarassed to be really generous with the Auto-Tune in the studio, something that was necessary to render Angelina's grating voice even remotely listenable on her finished single. But Andy is obviously only a dream-maker, not a miracle-worker...so in the end, Angelina still sounds as shrill and annoying as she was when shouting, "Um, HELLO?!" during the weekly intro to "Jersey Shore."
Personally, I'm just waiting for JWoww's single to drop.
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