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Jedward Light It Up For Jepic “Luminous” Video

By | Reality Rocks – Fri, Oct 12, 2012 8:14 PM EDT

Jedward--the "X Factor U.K." Season 6 wondertwins who, frankly, are still more entertaining than almost anyone who's ever been on "The X Factor USA"--are back to light up our lives, hearts, imaginations, and computer screens with a new video, for the aptly titled "Luminous."

Basically, imagine if Adam Lambert's For Your Entertainment album cover served as the inspiration for the storyboard of a budget Care Bears film. Lensed by whoever directed all the Klaxons' music videos. Styled by the wardrobe designers for Xanadu, the Jacksons' Victory Tour, and Sprockets, with all supplies for the video shoot purchased at Spencer's Gifts. Starring the owl from Clash Of The Titans. And then the whole thing was turned into a screensaver.

Yeah, it's sort of like that.

It's pretty Jepic.

I don't really know a better way to describe "Luminous," so I'll let the alternately druid-robed, unitarded, and shirtless John & Edward Grimes take it from here. Enjoy:

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