It was apocalypse-indicating enough when The Hills
' Heidi Montag tried to establish herself as a legitimate, pink-bikini-wearing, exaggeratedly-hand-gesturing, beach-romping pop starlet, in that so-bad-it's-bad "Higher" music video
lensed by Speidi's lesser half, Spencer Pratt. But now Spencer seems no longer content to remain behind the camera, or behind Heidi's shadow...and so he's recorded his own pop single and video, the dubiously titled "I'm A Celebrity":
Ugh! Get me out of here!
Let me tell you, readers...this song makes Heidi's "Higher" sound like the Beatles' "A Day In The Life." I mean, at least Heidi had the common sense and decency to NOT RAP...unlike MC Spencer here, who recently, psychotically told MTV News: "I've always known that I secretly am the hottest rapper in the game. But I didn't feel the urge until Asher Roth started hitting the airwaves and, no offense to Asher Roth--somebody with some real swagger needed to come into the game. So I'll challenge him. I'll challenge him to a freestyle or whatever. I'm the white Jay-Z in the game. I'm doing the baller thing. I'm more for the streets."
Perhaps uncoincidentally but quite synergistically, Spencer's "hip-hop" debut came out just as he was about to appear on the reality show I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!
This fine program, incredibly, also starred Sanjaya Malakar (whose infamous "You Really Got Me" Kinks-mangling American Idol
performance was still better than Spencer's tripe), Janice Dickinson, and Heidi Montag herself. None of those people were really worth rescuing (or were even "celebrities," really), but judging from this song, I'd hope it'd be Spencer who languished on the Celebrity
island for a good long time, Gilligan-style.
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