"Swagger Jagger" has pretty much everything you'd want from a Cher Lloyd video: a neon wardrobe that looks like a giant Rubik's Cube exploded all over her in the middle of a paintball fight, an army of superfly breakdancers that look like they just moonwalked out of a time machine set for 1987, abundant hair extensions that make Beyonce's hairdo seem positively au naturelle, an old-skool boombox the size of a house, Fergalicious (Cher-a-licious?) rapping, a semi-obvious nod to "My Darling Clementine" that somehow works, and, of course, plenty of swag. It basically picks up where Lady Sovereign left off, which is a good thing.
I just hope "The X Factor USA" finds someone this cool when it premieres this September. Turn your swag on and turn Cher's video on now!
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