One Direction Body Pillows – Nooooooooooooooo. It’s one thing to have One Direction t-shirts, posters, binders and so forth, but something that you can wrap your arms and legs around, possibly at the same time is just too creepy. Remember that episode of 30 Rock when James Franco married his Japanese anime body pillow? Yeah, we see something like that happening. $35.99, Ebay.com

