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Andy Samberg’s Hot “Pants”

In 2006, it was all about "D*ck In A Box," featuring Justin Timberlake. In 2007, Andy Samberg followed that up with "Iran So Far Away," a duet with Maroon 5's Adam Levine. However, this year, Andy's breakout SNL Digital Short--which debuted on Saturday Night Live this past weekend--is a bona fide musical effort (and first official single) from his actual band, the Lonely Island.

"Jizz In My Pants," a rather self-explanatorily (and hysterically) titled electro-ode to over-excitable lotharios everywhere, is another raunchy viral insta-classic. Even if you weren't watching SNL last Saturday, surely it was emailed or IM'd to at least 15 times by Monday morning. But in case you've been away from your computer for the last few days--or if you feel like laughing all over again, since this joke does not wear thin after repeat viewings--here it is once more. Shoo the kiddies (and easily offended people of all ages) out of the room, click below, and look for cameos by Molly Sims, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and a mop-topped, mop-wielding Timberlake:

The Lonely Island--aka Andy plus SNL scribes Jorma Taccone and Akiva Schaffer--are dropping their debut album, Incredibad, on Feburary 10. It'll feature this latest work of comic genius; collaborations with Jack Black, T-Pain, the Strokes' Julian Casablancas, E-40, and even Norah Jones; and other Digital Short hits that the trio has penned for SNL, like "A Day In The Life Of Natalie Portman," "Lazy Sunday," and, naturally, the Emmy-winning "D*ck In A Box."

It will, of course, be the awesomest album of 2009.

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