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MadonnARod: One Sings. One Swings.

News that Madonna put the finishing touches on the American leg of her Sticky And Sweet tour by spending most of Thanksgiving week with New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez at A-Rod's rented home on Miami's swanky Star Island--reportedly to be followed by the two heading off for more quality time in Mexico City--has certainly added some more sizzle to the ongoing story of the Material Girl and the 25-million-dollar-a-year baseball slugger.

While no one knows yet just where this relationship will lead--be it a Kaballah Water endorsement deal for A-Rod, or a standing order for National Anthem duties for Madge when the Yankees open their new ballpark next spring--theirs is simply the latest in the fashionable trend of liaisons between pop stars and pro athletes.

While Madonna may not have written the book on the topic, the A-Rod affair comes after several celebrated Madonna sports hookups in her notorious past--most notably her early-to-mid 1990s "friendships" with two high-profile sports bad boys, A-Rod's fellow baseball player Jose Canseco and NBA hoopster Dennis Rodman. (Both of them later claimed that Madonna wanted to have their children, though only Rodman promoted a book by wearing a dress and "marrying himself.")

The Madonna "template" of female singer with male athlete has certainly become something of a thing in recent years, though admittedly not with the same kind of fortune/fame equal footing as Madonna and A-Rod. Former "Posh Spice" Girl Victoria Adams's musical career generally paled once she became the celebrity wife of soccer superstar David Beckham. Jessica Simpson tried marrying a singer (98 Degree-er Nick Lachey) and tried dating a guitar player (John Mayer) before settling in with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo. Romo, of course, is an experienced singer-dater, having already been linked to Carrie Underwood--although for a time, both women were deemed "jinxes" by Cowboy fans because Romo tended to play badly whenever any of his singer girlfriends were in the stands.

Probably the saddest recent singer-dating-athlete story has been that of country music vocalist Mindy McCready, who recently divulged a nearly 10-year affair with married pitcher Roger Clemens. McCready, who was once engaged to TV Superman Dean Cain, has had several drug-related suicide attempts and prison spells to deal with, while Clemens has been accused of taking steroids while he was a member of the Toronto Blue Jays and New York Yankees. Two of his teammates with those clubs? Jose Canseco and Alex Rodriguez.

Small world, indeed.

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