Politicians and sex scandals -- it seems that we can always count on our elected leaders to provide material for 24/7 tabloid cable news and late night talk show monologues. Recently we found out that Arnold Schwarzenegger had a love child with his long time maid (yep, I made a playlist
for that one too), and now Rep. Anthony Weiner has been caught lying about tweeting photos of his junk to young women -- behind the back of his new wife no less. You'd think this would be the last thing a politician named Weiner would do if he had half a brain. Yes, truth is indeed sometimes stranger than fiction. I'm sure Mr. Weiner has endured unfair jokes about his surname for most of his life, but this time he kinda deserves it. After all, he's left the door wide open. We should expect many more jokes and Saturday Night Live skits in the near future. Heck, just the words "Weiner Tweet" are enough to make a comedy writer salivate. And now that I think about it, "Weiner Tweet" may just enter the lexicon to describe the act of sending sexually charged photos over the Internet. If not, it sure will make a fine name for a band.
For this playlist I've pulled together 10 Weiner-related tracks that make a mostly creepy soundtrack for this odd current event.
Ode To The Weiner
1. Please Warm My Weiner - Bo Carter
2. You Little Weiner - D.O.A.
3. My Weiner (My Weiner) - Former Fat Boys
4. Here's My Weiner - Illegal Substance
5. Wash Your Weiner - Jeff Moxcey
6. Weiner Girl - HAAS
7. Weiner - Tommy Rose
8. Nobert's Weiner - Sex Mob
9. Oscar Meyer Weiner Song - The Hit Co.
10. Please Warm My Weiner - Nine Lives Pussy
Follow what Robert is listening to on Twitter.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- Anthony Weiner