What are the World's Cheesiest Love Songs?
Hmmm... Well, it's a matter of debate, but this playlist is at the very least a great start in getting to the bottom of it. A fine collection of gooey, bowel-clogging slag that can provide the foundation for your own personal love fondue.
There have been more cheesy love songs written than most would ever care to hear, but don't fret. We've filtered out anything with even the tiniest amount of artistic credibility to help create the ultimate in love song trumpery. Only the most sappy, overproduced, pop hit fromage has been included.
This playlist works it two diametrically opposed manners. The first is as a group of emotionally charged tear-jerkers that will truly appeal to some percentage of the population. You know the type. These are the people that will be the first to die in the initial chaos that ensues when Armageddon unfolds.
The second is as a satirical look into the very worst of pop music that will make being alone on Valentine's day seem like the better choice.
I have not ordered the list as many of these songs are true equals in their woe.
The World's Cheesiest Love Song Playlist
1. You're The Inspiration - Chicago
2. The One That You Love - Air Supply
4. Wind Beneath My Wings - Bette Midler
6. (Everything I Do) I Do It For You - Bryan Adams
7. Separate Lives - Phil Collins
8. Hold On To The Nights - Richard Marx
9. Tonight, I Celebrate My Love - Peabo Bryson
10. At This Moment - Billy Vera
12. Islands In The Stream - Dolly Parton
13. I Honestly Love You - Olivia Newton-John
14. Almost Paradise - Ann Wilson & Mike Reno
15. I Want To Know What Love Is - Foreigner
16. How Am I Supposed To Live Without You - Michael Bolton
17. Every Rose Has Its Thorn - Poison
18. Feels Like Heaven - Peter Cetera
21. Everytime You Go Away - Paul Young
22. Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now - Starship
23. The Lady In Red - Chris De Burgh
24. Always And Forever - Heatwave
25. I'll Always Love You - Taylor Dayne
26. The Power Of Love - Celine Dion
28. All Cried Out - Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam
29. Arthur's Theme - Christopher Cross
30. Lovin' You - Minnie Riperton
31. Could It Be Magic - Barry Manilow
32. All My Life - K-Ci & JoJo