Framed (NEW)

The American Music Awards, Framed

Framed

Super exciting news, blog fans!  This week, instead of featuring a music video by a single musician or band, we're going for broke and featuring the acceptance speeches of various artists at the recent American Music Awards, the greatest such show in living memory.

It's true!  We'll be seeing Justin Bieber mostly, but also Carly Rae Jepson, Nicki Minaj, etc., as well as some country artists who seem to be famous!  Thanking  you, their fans!  It's like all of our dreams come true, if our dreams were the banal jetsam of misspent lives.

You're sure to find this new approach to Framed to be the best idea yet, so tell your family and friends there's good reading aplenty at Y! Music this week!

We'll be back next week with a quality rock band and even funnier captions!  No one can wait!

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1 -- "The Object From Space?... here?... in Hollywood?"

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2 --  "The Object has decided my head must shrink until it's commensurate with my talent!  Or is my cap just growing?"

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3 --  "You!  With the mouthProve The Object isn't from space!"

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4 --  "Gosh,  mom.   You mean The Object is my biological father?"

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5 --  "I thought I was at least three-quarters human!"

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6 --  "And, dad!  You said you were just going out for a pack of smokes!"

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7 --  "I'd also thank God, but The Object dislikes irony."

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8 --  "What's that, Object?  Which blog's jumped the shark six ways from Sunday?"

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9 --  "You're wrong!  The Object says it isn't here to harvest our souls in unspeakably cruel ways!"

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10 --  "Happily, the Object has promised that only one of us would get really fat."

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11 --  "And I thought meeting The Object From Time was a thrill!"

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12 --  "Hey, hold on  a second.  The App That Corrects History just rescinded all of Justin's awards. That was fast!

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