Anna Kendrick, Framed

Wouldn't it be great, readers, to excel at several important activities at the same time? Like, say, acting and singing. Or writing captions and drinking beer.

Wouldn't that be great?

This week we're very pleased to welcome Anna Kendrick to Framed. Anna is the super-talented Academy Award-winning actress who's appeared in Rocket Science, Up in the Air, the Twilight saga, and many, many more.

But Anna is also a talented singer, as witnessed by this year's hit single, "Cups," from the film Pitch Perfect. Ingeniously, the video features the staff and patrons of a restaurant using cups and hand claps as rhythmic instruments. Anna, who plays a waitress in the video, makes her way through the dining and cooking areas of the restaurant, as no beats are missed. It's really quite good.

You're sure to be a better person after watching the vid and reading our captions, which, as always, are right down there below. We'll be back next week to, once again, amuse and amaze.

1 -- "Why, if these box office receipts reflect reality, the Twilight franchise is quite lucrative!"

2 -- Cooks With His Hand Man decided to cook with his hand!

3 -- "Note to self: stop writing notes to self."

4 -- If she nurtured the creature, and allowed it to grow, it would eventually become a big fan of New This Week.

5 -- "Dear God. Please make the captions less abstract. I pray this in thy name, amen."

6 -- Eventually, even random fliers began weighing in on Anna's progress as a musician.

7-- "She sent it back. She said it tasted like somebody stuck their hand in it."

8 -- The eggs and sausage were so pleased they did several encores!

9 -- "Whoa! Is that Framed? Everybody's reading it!"

10 -- "Hell. Let's order straight-out saturated fat."

11 -- "Applauding each of our specials really isn't necessary."

12 -- It was his arch foe, Doesn't Cook With His Hands Man! What would happen next?