Framed

Bon Jovi, Framed

Framed

Hidey-ho, readers, hidey-ho. This week we asked the legendary Jon Bon Jovi to participate in the ol' blog, and he graciously agreed, providing us with the video for his band's new song, "What Do You Got?"  It's a statement about the importance of love, a hitherto-unexplored sentiment in popular music.

Bon Jovi is, of course, a skilled actor and a top-notch musician. In fact, Jon and his band have been nominated for membership in the Rock 'n' Roll Hall of Fame this year, along with great acts like LL Cool J and Alice Cooper. So remember to vote, vote, vote!

We'll be back next week with the most unexpected artist of all, so mark your calendar, OK?

Important blog note! Boy, your comments last week were biting! Ouch! It's a good thing that we get paid handsomely just to write captions!

Really handsomely.

Speaking of captions, one suggestion last week was absolutely delightful, and we'd like to tip our cap to Yahoo! Music User, who, once again, has brought the real thing:

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Poor Gummo got run over by an asphalt truck.

Dammit, that's quality! You can't go wrong with Gummo! Good job, User!

 

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1 -- The press corps invited teen abstinence advocate Bristol Palin to "ironically, show more leg!"

 

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2 -- "I know all the directions! That one's north!"

 

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3 -- Hemorrhoids are itchy!

 

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4 -- Bon Jovi is optimistic about the future. Meanwhile, Sambora frets.

 

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5 -- The two-dimensional Bon Jovi seemed dimly aware that there was more!

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6 -- "Why, this isn't the porno I ordered. Still, he sucks."

 

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7 -- "This meeting of the Bubbylonian Grand Council will decide the fate of the rocker, Bon Jovi, and then the Earth itself," explained Gummo, The Sentient Bubble. "Barbeque afterwards!"

 

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8 -- Framed FAQ!  It's Earth's lower gravity, lower air pressure, and more temperate climate that allow Jon to fly!

 

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9 -- "And next, girls, you must battle water, air and earth!"

 

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10 -- Having defeated Wall Girl, Cleavage Girl seeks a respite in anonymity!

 

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11 -- "C'mon, honey, we're in luck! There's no established law on weddings that are carefree, cheery, sunny, jovial, mirthful, or joyous!"

 

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12 -- "Our next album? Slipperier When Wetter. I thought of that myself."

 

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