Framed

Eminem, Framed

Framed

Welcome to another exciting installment of Framed, everyone. We have to confess that much of our time these days has been spent in mosque-building, but--rest assured!--we remain ever conscious of our weekly caption obligations.

This week's guest is superstar rapper Eminem, who's bringing his hit song, "Love The Way You Lie." Em himself has declared the video "super powerful" and the song, of course, is topping the Billboard charts. Naturally, the entire video-watchin' world has weighed in on the issue of domestic abuse, which is what "Love The Way You Lie" is all about.

The song features Eminem and Rihanna, who is herself a well-publicized victim of abuse; the video features Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan, who are actors of some sort. It's all pretty riveting, and you wouldn't want to be anywhere else than here to enjoy this great, great video, and our very adequate captions.

Important blog note! Our readers continue to bring it, caption-wise! It's no exaggeration to say that, collectively, you make a pretty good us! This week we have to tip our cap to the inimitable Ronson, our first two-time honoree, who came up with a high-quality caption, indeed:

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"Why, yes. Yes, it WAS my degree in marine biology that got me this gig."

Marine biology! You're killing us, Ronson! Because that girl is so freaking stacked! Keep 'em coming, readers, and be back here again next week for the best music video captions ever written by anyone, anywhere!

 

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1 -- "Wow. Praying to demons totally works! The Bible is right!"

 

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2 -- "Listen, buddy, your invisiblity won't always be there to protect you!"

 

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3 -- "A threesome with the Horrifying Transvestite Cowboy? I think not!"

 

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4 -- "OK, OK! It was Penny's boat! Jesus!"

 

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5 -- Useful hint: if you're going to attack Wall Girl, don't attack her by a wall!

 

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6 -- "But what if there was a beery aqua world populated by tiny, drunken intelligent beings? Then what?"

 

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7 -- "So...you're independently wealthy and you read all the Y! Music blogs?"

 

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8 -- "Perhaps if I drink the entire bottle, my captions in Framed will be more appealing to a general audience that is essentially illiterate, socially conservative and really not very good looking."

 

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9 -- "B'rer Bear says he's sorry for pummeling you about the face. Isn't he cute?"

 

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10 -- "I have SO got to go."

 

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11 -- "See? Feng shui, improperly applied, actually harms the environment."

 

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12 -- "Flame, um, sort of on," said an indecisive Johnny Storm.

 

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