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J Xavier, Framed

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Well, it's election week, and everyone at Framed is super excited! Some of us will be voting for the slim, articulate black guy. Others are diehard fans of the cranky old white guy who makes the weird faces. What a battle it's been! And, in deference to the historic nature of this week's election, we're pulling out all the stops with J Xavier's "Go Tell Your Mama to Vote for Obama."

In the interest of fairness, we wanted to do a second video this week showing a hip-hop artist endorsing Sen. McCain, but there were simply too many to choose from! Who's got all that time?

J Xavier, if you don't know, is a hip-hop wunderkind out of Houston, Texas, a 16-year-old ball of rap fury who's poised to remake all of music. He is, after all, the young man who's given us "Yao Ming Wants The Dunk."

And he does! Yao Ming so wants the dunk! Word!

Please keep in mind that neither Y! Music nor Framed actually endorses one candidate over another. To do so would be wrong and a misuse of our vast internet powers. We only ask that you vote--unless, of course, you were recruited by a suspiciously liberal get-out-the-vote organization--in which case we ask that you turn yourself in to the Vote Police.

Whatever happens, it's reassuring to know that Framed will be back here next week and every week, bringing you the finest humorous music video captions available. God bless America, God bless J Xavier, and God bless Framed, The Blog That Likes You!

 

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1 - "Bob Evans reporting for channel 14. Perhaps you've tried my sausage."

 

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2 - "C'mon, man... I can't get the cap with the bill in front until I register 50 people to vote."

 

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3 - "Because they were all out of the good states! That's why!"

 

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4 - "An American part of America?? Wha' chu talkin' 'bout?!"

 

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5 - Should Obama win, of course, all citizens will be required to worship both he and Satan in equal measure.

 

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6 - Incredibly, the question was, "Can we build giant robots who will act in concert with all the giant robots of the galaxy to reverse the arrow of time??"

 

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7 - The taunts of "wealth redistributor" from an angry McCain were always difficult to ward off!

 

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8 - The oblivious young rapper was unaware that he was being closely observed by the Straight Talk Wagon Train.

 

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9 - "Of course I can name the branches of government!"

 

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10 - "Run an entire presidential campaign opposing 'black liberation theology?' Yeah, that'll resonate."

 

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11 - The crowd was stunned when Joe the Plumber made sweet, sweet love to the governor of Alaska right there on stage!

 

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12 - "And I pray to God that Governor Palin gets the Republican nomination in 2012. Thank you, Jesus, for the crazy animal killer lady."

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