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Motley Crue, Framed

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Happy Tuesday, readers! We hope everyone had a good Labor Day, what with the hot dogs and Michelob Ultra and such.

And, if you live in neighbouring Canadia, we hope you had an excellent Labour Day!

We've got a new video of an old song this week: Motley Crue's "Kickstart My Heart." The song, inspired by the Nikki Sixx heroin overdose that stopped his heart, originally appeared on their Dr. Feelgood album in 1989. The video, however, is from their 2011 tour, and--according to the Crue--"documented the whole tour, top to bottom (the good, the bad and the ugly) and as we were looking through all the amazing footage, we thought how cool it would be to cut together a 'best of visual' for the fans who made this tour happen. This one is just for the fans, from us."

We've sweetened the pot for the Crue by adding a dozen of our Pulitzer-winning captions... no need to thank us, men, we get paid! So enjoy the Crue and Framed, and please come back in a week for even more music video mischief!

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1 - "Just where the hell do the umlauts go?"

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2 - "Y'know, come to think of it, I do hammer all over this land."

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3 - Has Tommy been sick? Here he is looking drawn.

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4 - Fans were excited when the Crue replaced Vince with some big, fat guy named Gus!

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5 - Hey! The newly-installed Ant Cam works!

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6 - Go, ants! Make us proud!

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7 - The people from the Mudflap World are no longer happy with just our trucks!

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8 - "We're OK, but we're no Rock Star Supernova!"

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9 - "OK! Time for Great White to go on!"

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10 - The Crue insists on being paid in singles! Forty of 'em!

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11 - "Big rock stars. Can't even use the bleeping urinal. Jesus."

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12 - Ant Cam, Cleavage Girl... what can't we do?

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