Framed

Paris Hilton, Framed

Framed

Until we started writing this week's Framed, we had no idea that Paris Hilton's first album, Paris, hit #6 on the U.S. Billboard chart in 2006. #6! She must be the most talented whatever-she-is in the whole world!

Of course, we're quite happy for her chart success, 'cause our video this week is the second single from that LP, "Nothing In This World." You probably know that Paris is also a very successful actress--we really enjoyed that one hamburger commercial she did--so it's no surprise that the ambitious Ms. Hilton brought her well-known cinematic and satiric chops to this video project.

The video is based on the 2004 movie, The Girl Next Door, a teen comedy about a high school boy falling in love with the porno start next door. In fact, Elisha Cuthbert, the star of Girl Next Door, has a cameo in the video. Paris, of course, fits comfortably into the porno star role.

Is Paris Hilton our most multi-talented multi-talented star? Only you, the readers of Framed, can decide that, so please let us know your thoughts in no uncertain terms!

 

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1 -- And this installment of Framed has been rated Laffs Galore!

 

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2 -- As a fun game and penance, all of the actors in Paris's videos play "bobbing for integrity."

 

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3 -- "Dude. Please blow your nose. Please."

 

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4 -- "Boy. People who write for magazines must be unfailingly good-looking and razor sharp."

 

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5 -- "Pretty hot b***h, huh?"

 

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6 -- Sadly, he blew the essay question: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and Paris Hilton?

 

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7 -- "Pssst. A counterfeit dollar is a phony buck!"

 

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8 -- "OK, students, let's all take out our #2 pencils, if you catch my drift."

 

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9 -- "Whaddaya know? Lunch is on you!"

 

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10 -- "Hey. My human is narcissistic, too!"

 

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11 -- "Oh, loosen up, readers. That #2 pencils caption was priceless!"

 

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12 -- Paris pays tribute to the Detroit Lions--in her words, "the Paris Hiltons of football."

 

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